100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: How many know this? | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
half 
Oh shocked: 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
half
Oh shocked:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nope not even close.
Don't get me wrong...I sport some big @ssed ears but they aint even close to my thumbs. Hell my toes are longer than most peoples fingers. Seriously, my toes are crazy long. Wait til your kid shows you how to use the thumb and forefinger to check penis length (that one is accurate) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nope not even close. Don't get me wrong...I sport some big @ssed ears but they aint even close to my thumbs. Hell my toes are longer than most peoples fingers. Seriously, my toes are crazy long. Wait til your kid shows you how to use the thumb and forefinger to check penis length (that one is accurate) So it's not about shoe and nose size...huh What about if ya can palm a basketball? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hence the long azz thumbs
<<<--- 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nope not even close. Don't get me wrong...I sport some big @ssed ears but they aint even close to my thumbs. Hell my toes are longer than most peoples fingers. Seriously, my toes are crazy long. Wait til your kid shows you how to use the thumb and forefinger to check penis length (that one is accurate) Ok krupa,If my daughter ever tells me she checked that! You and me are going to have words!  You bad,bad influenc e
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My daughter just told me that a persons ears were as long as there thunb! What do you think?
I know that your earlobes keep growing throughout your life... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My daughter just told me that a persons ears were as long as there thunb! What do you think?
I know that your earlobes keep growing throughout your life... That must be it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
no my ears are about half inch bigger.. and i dont have big ears lol
 short hands i guess lol
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
no my ears are about half inch bigger.. and i dont have big ears lol short hands i guess lol
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I checked...pretty acurate
wow nice pic... didn't even recognizance you 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My daughter just told me that a persons ears were as long as there thunb! What do you think?
I am so uncoordinated that I just poked my eye with my thumb attempting to measure. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My daughter just told me that a persons ears were as long as there thunb! What do you think?
...and how many people are now checking!
i tried but i can't see my thumb 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My daughter just told me that a persons ears were as long as there thunb! What do you think?
...and how many people are now checking!
i tried but i can't see my thumb
(((JT)))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yea..the ears, nose and the hair that grown in them continue to grow... like some cosmic joke. What's up with that 
Liddie, are you an ear, nose and hair specialist? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
no my ears are about half inch bigger.. and i dont have big ears lol short hands i guess lol
They say ears never stop growing. I guess your ears are older than your thumbs. Have you ever had a double earlobe-transplant? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ears never stop growing.
There is a rejuvenation specialist, who can make you years younger than your real age. He's building a clientele, because he lost his job as a professional boxer. He was fired because he could not control his disgust over his opponent's age. So he did his operation right in the rink. The other guy was not amused. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your outstretched arms are your height ...
The first 2 joints of your index finger your nose length, given your nose grows only minimally ... Forearm elbow crease to wrist crease the size of your foot ... A creased ear lobe ALWAYS indicative of heart disease, yes, even in western medicine ... More where that came from ... I'll be here all decade, tip waitstaff generously when ya exit ... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your outstretched arms are your height ... The first 2 joints of your index finger your nose length, given your nose grows only minimally ... Forearm elbow crease to wrist crease the size of your foot ... A creased ear lobe ALWAYS indicative of heart disease, yes, even in western medicine ... More where that came from ... I'll be here all decade, tip waitstaff generously when ya exit ...
I knew dat. Did YOU know: 1. The distance between pupils is equal to IQ? 2. Belly-button-to-mouth equals belly-button to tip of shaft, when hanging? This is true no matter how much beergut one got. 3. Angle of womb to horizontal surface, when woman stands, indicates the angle of her star sigh to the zenith, at the time and location of her birth? 4. Angle of man's shaft when staring at you, any of you pretty ladies, is the measure of a man's self-esteem? 5. The sum of the squares of the sides of a right-angled triangle is the same as the hypotenuse length squared? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
OK ... Here's one:
I can spin ya around in an underground, windowless (or otherwise) room that we were both led to while blindfolded ... Using kinesiology, I can definitively nail the direction of the place you were born ... As well as N, S, E, W compass bearings ... ... Among a multitude of other FACTS! |
|
|
|
|
