Moe, Moe, gender bender issues?

Take perving to a whole new level...........Invisible man!

i'm confused..

Take a deep breath.
Is PATS suddenly looking better to you than
say, WonderWoman?

not that confused...

I would use my superpowers to transport myself and whomever was with me to anywhere we wanted to go : "Beam me up Scotty!"

I would go back in time and prevent myself from getting married. OR I would REALLY go back in time and make sure my wife was never born. I think that would be best for the universe as a whole.

I would use my gene-putzing-around-with powers to make sure that women would no longer try to change me into a goat.

I would have an infinite supply of Pepsi.

I would win all kinds of awards: a few Pulitzers, a few Nobel Prizes, and the Stanley Cup for some reason. I would fill the Stanley Cup with Pepsi....

I would have a llama, and he would be able to fly, but most of the time he wouldn't because he would never get the landings quite right. But he would be able to talk, and, once a year, he would turn invisible for five minutes and steal people's garbage cans.

Streatchy McStreatcherson------------the world greatest lover....

I would fly, fly away

<--- already Superman

I'd become The Other Babe...

...with the amazing ability to launch 400 ft. longballs with one crack of the bat. I'd have a Stretch Armstrong reach so I could hit a sinking curve on the outside corner...GONE!...over the Monster. I'd have Superman's strength and lightening fast bat speed so I could nail a 99 mph fastball into the right field bleachers at whim. See ya! Grand slam baby!

I'd play for the Red Sox, but of course.

The first female major league ball player... I'd be as legendary as The Babe.

Then I'd use my invisible powers to lurk in the showers after every game.

With my luck I'd end up like the Greatest American Hero- lose the instruction book, fly into the sides of buildings....

If you became "The Other babe", I would start watching baseball again. BoSox vs Yankees with you batting third would be no contest. BoSox in 4.

I would be able to handle kryptonite-so I could make Superman my slave

I'd be VibratorMan,

I'd make sure always and everywhere that no dead battery would ever stop little old ladies from enjoying what the bounty of this physical life can offer them up as pleasure.

ya, but the lurking in the showers thing is kinda unfair....


(unless of course she invites me to join her. Then it's fine )

I can't handle kryptonite... so I'd corner the kryptonite market and make SM do my bidding. SM meaning SuperMan, not the other thing. Not supper man, either.

careful with that kryptonite, makes superman lazy afterwards

In large Canadian cities there is a movement to have large skyscrapers have all the lights on all night, so the supermen won't crash against them at night. Several species of supermen are threatened by skyscrapers that have been built in these noble creature's migration route.

Some environmentalists are also pushing to have these skyscrapers pushed to the fields where there is no wildlife.

They stopped the petition when someone from city hall, a lawyer suit, explained to them that wildlife is happening in the wild, as well, not only in downtown nightclubs.

I would be the Dangerously Naked Avenger. After falling into a vat of viagra during a freak accident, I would gain the powers (and responsibilities) of the MIGHTY SCHWANTZ!

I would use my super dong to lever open burning car doors and overturned school buses. When someone falls through thin ice I would stretch it out there so they could grab my junk and be pulled to safety I would tour schools, universities and churches to give inspirational speeches along with a slide show of my exploits.

And I would install the Dangerously Naked Signal on Mingle for the poor ladies who need help...it would be like the Batsignal...but, not quite.

(and I would wear one of those little masks that barely covers around the eyes so no one would recognige me...I would have one on my d**k too)