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Topic: Aaaaargh, Just Aaaaargh Again....
Suzanne20 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9261	Mon 06/28/10 06:00 PM
I like when I tell the ones from Kenya to bug off and they think I'm being racist.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 06/28/10 06:02 PM
Actual message I got (not from anyone on this site), with names altered to protect the idiot, uh, innocent: ******** Hi! I got a writing from dating site. And they said me about your email. They also tagged that you are searching for a partner. I was fond of your profile so I wish to initiate dating with you and know you bette. We could exchange photos each other. What do you think about this? My email is *********@yahoo.com . and I will reply you happily and I will send some photos too. My name is * and i am from Turkey. ******** [Insert obligatory "turkey" comment here] Someone stole my template!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 06/28/10 08:25 PM
This could be the one Lex! Turkish women are hawt and thier mustaches are so silky soft. At least do the picture exchange so you can envision her and the cute way her adams apple will bob up and down when she says "Lex". Ya know...one of these days, some blazingly hot English lit. professor chick is gonna stumble into your life and constantly correct your grammar....then what? Hey, I'm up for it if any of them there professor-type wemans wants to give it a shot....!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 06/28/10 08:33 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I don't believe it! Not only did you actually bite the bullet and misspell a word...you wrecked the sentance structure too! I am so proud of you man! There is hope! We are gonna find you a hot librarian type if I gotta go shoot her in the @ss with a tranquilizer dart and drag her onto this site myself!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 06/28/10 08:35 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I don't believe it! Not only did you actually bite the bullet and misspell a word...you wrecked the sentance structure too! I am so proud of you man! There is hope! We are gonna find you a hot librarian type if I gotta go shoot her in the @ss with a tranquilizer dart and drag her onto this site myself! At this point, I'll take all the help I can get -- underneath it all, I'm still a realist, whatever that is....

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Mon 06/28/10 09:09 PM
I actually read your entire profile yesterday, Lex. Even foreign, robot girls don't send me mail anymore.

Rondoobie Joined Wed 05/26/10 Posts: 578	Mon 06/28/10 10:58 PM
Should have been the first RED FLAG........... I STILL haven't read the whole thing myself Heck it would take ya half a day........ I did read the whole thing, it did take me half the night, I actually had to take breaks for a meal and to get up to stretch a few times! I just felt like if I stopped I'd be missing out on something. I have been accused of having OCD, maybe that was it because I'm certainly not a scammer. And for those of you who have been unable or unwilling to put in the time to read it all, Lex was just barely exaggerating the other night when he stated that he repeated himself 638 times. I do recall reading once that the human mind is more likely to absorb facts through repettition. So just maybe Lex's profile is not just a continuous mad rambling but a well thought out way to get just what he wants. Good luck with that, Lex!

freeonthree Joined Tue 06/19/07 Posts: 2407	Mon 06/28/10 11:07 PM
Actual message I got (not from anyone on this site), with names altered to protect the idiot, uh, innocent: ******** Hi! I got a writing from dating site. And they said me about your email. They also tagged that you are searching for a partner. I was fond of your profile so I wish to initiate dating with you and know you bette. We could exchange photos each other. What do you think about this? My email is *********@yahoo.com . and I will reply you happily and I will send some photos too. My name is * and i am from Turkey. ******** [Insert obligatory "turkey" comment here] Finally, the woman of your dreams

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Mon 06/28/10 11:22 PM
Actual message I got (not from anyone on this site), with names altered to protect the idiot, uh, innocent: ******** Hi! I got a writing from dating site. And they said me about your email. They also tagged that you are searching for a partner. I was fond of your profile so I wish to initiate dating with you and know you bette. We could exchange photos each other. What do you think about this? My email is *********@yahoo.com . and I will reply you happily and I will send some photos too. My name is * and i am from Turkey. ******** [Insert obligatory "turkey" comment here] Wow. That must have been flat out painful for you to read. I am proud of you for surviving such a harrowing experience, Lex.

LiLBLACKMAGiC Joined Sun 05/09/10 Posts: 14787	Mon 06/28/10 11:24 PM
Something smells fishy!

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Mon 06/28/10 11:24 PM
She wrote "I WAS fond of your profile," which is past tense, so I assumed she changed her mind by the time she got to the end of it. Of course, she's several years older than she was when she started reading it, and people change. Gee Lex, she is from Turkey, after all. Your profile took me an hour to get through and I'm both fluent in English AND have more than half a brain. Translating that thing had to be a ten year project...gotta give the girl some credit for having perseverance! Hell, I say give her a chance, ya never know...she might be the Turkish version of Billie Piper, know how to do laundry, AND deliver a Pepsi like no tomorrow. And then all your dreams could come true.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 06/29/10 08:32 AM
I actually read your entire profile yesterday, Lex. Even foreign, robot girls don't send me mail anymore. I'm thinking I'll just release it as my next book. Think of the time I'll save.