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Nah, I'd just be intrigued. I'd be thinking "He sounds like he might be as crazy as me. This might work afterall. Woo hoo!" And then I'd break out the map of the woods and plot out a few likely locations, just in case. 
Mental note: If Little misswright ever invites you for a nice scenic drive.... Just Say NO. 
Gee thanks buddy...like I don't have enough trouble finding a date already? That's one of my favorite things to do too! And thanks for calling me "Little".  Wanna go for a scenic drive big boy? 
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Nah, I'd just be intrigued. I'd be thinking "He sounds like he might be as crazy as me. This might work afterall. Woo hoo!" And then I'd break out the map of the woods and plot out a few likely locations, just in case.
Mental note: If Little misswright ever invites you for a nice scenic drive.... Just Say NO.
Gee thanks buddy...like I don't have enough trouble finding a date already? That's one of my favorite things to do too! And thanks for calling me "Little". Wanna go for a scenic drive big boy?
Only if I get to check the trunk first.... and I'm driving. If your gonna kill me in the woods, your WALKING home!
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Nah, I'd just be intrigued. I'd be thinking "He sounds like he might be as crazy as me. This might work afterall. Woo hoo!" And then I'd break out the map of the woods and plot out a few likely locations, just in case.
Mental note: If Little misswright ever invites you for a nice scenic drive.... Just Say NO.
Gee thanks buddy...like I don't have enough trouble finding a date already? That's one of my favorite things to do too! And thanks for calling me "Little". Wanna go for a scenic drive big boy?
Only if I get to check the trunk first.... and I'm driving. If your gonna kill me in the woods, your WALKING home!
Sweet. I can work with that. Mental note: Put tools in place prior to his arrival. Pack clean low cut shirt to be used for hitchhiking purposes. FYI...friendly old farmers in these parts are suckers for a soaking wet girl showing a little cleavage. (I'm wet because I rinsed your blood off in that little stream over yonder!) So what time are you picking me up sexy? 
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Nah, I'd just be intrigued. I'd be thinking "He sounds like he might be as crazy as me. This might work afterall. Woo hoo!" And then I'd break out the map of the woods and plot out a few likely locations, just in case.
Mental note: If Little misswright ever invites you for a nice scenic drive.... Just Say NO.
Gee thanks buddy...like I don't have enough trouble finding a date already? That's one of my favorite things to do too! And thanks for calling me "Little". Wanna go for a scenic drive big boy?
Only if I get to check the trunk first.... and I'm driving. If your gonna kill me in the woods, your WALKING home!
Sweet. I can work with that. Mental note: Put tools in place prior to his arrival. Pack clean low cut shirt to be used for hitchhiking purposes. FYI...friendly old farmers in these parts are suckers for a soaking wet girl showing a little cleavage. (I'm wet because I rinsed your blood off in that little stream over yonder!) So what time are you picking me up sexy?
11pm. That way all the farmers are asleep. Ill have peta release some beavers a mile or so up stream to build a dam so you cannot rinse my blood off, and wear the shirt damnit, don't pack it! |
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Nah, I'd just be intrigued. I'd be thinking "He sounds like he might be as crazy as me. This might work afterall. Woo hoo!" And then I'd break out the map of the woods and plot out a few likely locations, just in case.
Mental note: If Little misswright ever invites you for a nice scenic drive.... Just Say NO.
Gee thanks buddy...like I don't have enough trouble finding a date already? That's one of my favorite things to do too! And thanks for calling me "Little". Wanna go for a scenic drive big boy?
Only if I get to check the trunk first.... and I'm driving. If your gonna kill me in the woods, your WALKING home!
Sweet. I can work with that. Mental note: Put tools in place prior to his arrival. Pack clean low cut shirt to be used for hitchhiking purposes. FYI...friendly old farmers in these parts are suckers for a soaking wet girl showing a little cleavage. (I'm wet because I rinsed your blood off in that little stream over yonder!) So what time are you picking me up sexy?
11pm. That way all the farmers are asleep. Ill have peta release some beavers a mile or so up stream to build a dam so you cannot rinse my blood off, and wear the shirt damnit, don't pack it!  I think we highjacked this thread! So I'm gonna run and get ready for my first date in years. So much to do, so little time. Need duct tape to create cleavage, among other things...
Thanks for the laughs JD. And sorry Buttons. 
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I think it's silly to ask that question. If I were married I wouldn't be on a dating site. I always assume they are single. The internet is a scary place! |
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Nah, I'd just be intrigued. I'd be thinking "He sounds like he might be as crazy as me. This might work afterall. Woo hoo!" And then I'd break out the map of the woods and plot out a few likely locations, just in case.
Mental note: If Little misswright ever invites you for a nice scenic drive.... Just Say NO.
Gee thanks buddy...like I don't have enough trouble finding a date already? That's one of my favorite things to do too! And thanks for calling me "Little". Wanna go for a scenic drive big boy?
Only if I get to check the trunk first.... and I'm driving. If your gonna kill me in the woods, your WALKING home!
Sweet. I can work with that. Mental note: Put tools in place prior to his arrival. Pack clean low cut shirt to be used for hitchhiking purposes. FYI...friendly old farmers in these parts are suckers for a soaking wet girl showing a little cleavage. (I'm wet because I rinsed your blood off in that little stream over yonder!) So what time are you picking me up sexy?
11pm. That way all the farmers are asleep. Ill have peta release some beavers a mile or so up stream to build a dam so you cannot rinse my blood off, and wear the shirt damnit, don't pack it! I think we highjacked this thread! So I'm gonna run and get ready for my first date in years. So much to do, so little time. Need duct tape to create cleavage, among other things...
Thanks for the laughs JD. And sorry Buttons.
thats ok!! hope u have a grand time on your date!!!
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Have a great time!! and don't kill him until AFTER he feeds you.
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