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| Topic: Why can't men learn how to cook and clean | |
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!! 
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.  
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning....
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. |
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. 
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.
It's a lot safer that way. If I try to cook, we will end up with a 9-alarm fire and huge piles of ashes and radioactive waste....! |
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.
You never know...you might like the vice
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.
Your cookin ALL the time, and i'll clean up any mess we make....It's only right........  
Hi Sherry 
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.
It's a lot safer that way. If I try to cook, we will end up with a 9-alarm fire and huge piles of ashes and radioactive waste....! Well i will remember to never let you cook..do u do ok with the microwave?
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.
Your cookin ALL the time, and i'll clean up any mess we make....It's only right........
Hi Sherry
[/quote HI PH!!!!  |
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We can! But we make you think we can't so you will not have us doing it all the time.
If a man lets a woman know he can cook then he misses a lot of football. But if the man will burn supper a few times....he can watch the game because you will run us out of the kitchen. 
We not so dump! 
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.
You never know...you might like the vice
Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... |
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.
You never know...you might like the vice
Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... Was the vice made of leather though??
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Cook? Clean?...you want me to do it?
Why the hell did I bother telling you that I love you AND have to put up with watching Desperate Housewives if I gotta cook and clean too? Next thng I know, you will be telling me to go suck my own ****. |
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.
You never know...you might like the vice
Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... Was the vice made of leather though??
That sounds more like a holster. |
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Cook? Clean?...you want me to do it? Why the hell did I bother telling you that I love you AND have to put up with watching Desperate Housewives if I gotta cook and clean too? Next thng I know, you will be telling me to go suck my own ****. Nah..I like foreplay too much..that and i'm a bit of a nympho
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You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it.
LOL!!!
I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.
Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.
You never know...you might like the vice
Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... Was the vice made of leather though??
That sounds more like a holster. I could call it a Nut Ring
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I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.
It's a lot safer that way. If I try to cook, we will end up with a 9-alarm fire and huge piles of ashes and radioactive waste....! Well i will remember to never let you cook..do u do ok with the microwave?
It hasn't exploded yet.....maybe I shouldn't have said that.... |
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I could call it a Nut Ring
I think your thinking of a "rooster" ring. |
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