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Topic: Why can't men learn how to cook and clean
Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 06/21/10 04:46 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!!

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 04:47 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 06/21/10 04:47 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning....

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 06/21/10 04:50 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 04:53 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan.

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 04:53 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 06/21/10 04:55 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning. It's a lot safer that way. If I try to cook, we will end up with a 9-alarm fire and huge piles of ashes and radioactive waste....!

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 04:56 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. You never know...you might like the vice

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Mon 06/21/10 04:56 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning. Your cookin ALL the time, and i'll clean up any mess we make....It's only right........ Hi Sherry

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 04:57 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning. It's a lot safer that way. If I try to cook, we will end up with a 9-alarm fire and huge piles of ashes and radioactive waste....! Well i will remember to never let you cook..do u do ok with the microwave?

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 04:57 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning. Your cookin ALL the time, and i'll clean up any mess we make....It's only right........ Hi Sherry [/quote HI PH!!!!

CYCLOPS Joined Wed 04/18/07 Posts: 203	Mon 06/21/10 05:00 PM
We can! But we make you think we can't so you will not have us doing it all the time. If a man lets a woman know he can cook then he misses a lot of football. But if the man will burn supper a few times....he can watch the game because you will run us out of the kitchen. We not so dump!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 06/21/10 05:01 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. You never know...you might like the vice Been there....dont that...didnt like it.....

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 05:03 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. You never know...you might like the vice Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... Was the vice made of leather though??

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 06/21/10 05:41 PM
Cook? Clean?...you want me to do it? Why the hell did I bother telling you that I love you AND have to put up with watching Desperate Housewives if I gotta cook and clean too? Next thng I know, you will be telling me to go suck my own ****.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 06/21/10 05:45 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. You never know...you might like the vice Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... Was the vice made of leather though?? That sounds more like a holster.

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 05:50 PM
Cook? Clean?...you want me to do it? Why the hell did I bother telling you that I love you AND have to put up with watching Desperate Housewives if I gotta cook and clean too? Next thng I know, you will be telling me to go suck my own ****. Nah..I like foreplay too much..that and i'm a bit of a nympho

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Mon 06/21/10 05:51 PM
You want him to cook, clean, and sleep in the wet spot? Might as well put his ballz in your purse while your at it. LOL!!! I was planning that after he made dinner!! But i was thinking more along the lines of a vice. Not to self: Stay out of Michigan. You never know...you might like the vice Been there....dont that...didnt like it..... Was the vice made of leather though?? That sounds more like a holster. I could call it a Nut Ring

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 06/21/10 05:52 PM
I can't cook at all, but I'm pretty good at cleaning.... I'll cook, but only if you are cleaning. It's a lot safer that way. If I try to cook, we will end up with a 9-alarm fire and huge piles of ashes and radioactive waste....! Well i will remember to never let you cook..do u do ok with the microwave? It hasn't exploded yet.....maybe I shouldn't have said that....

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 06/21/10 05:53 PM
I could call it a Nut Ring I think your thinking of a "rooster" ring.