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| Topic: Why can't men learn how to cook and clean | |
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only cooking i do is micro wave stuff maybe once in awhile the water boil lol EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, I do cook meals on the weekend for the week. After work, I have no interest in cooking a good meal. So, I cook on the weekend, and freeze meals for the work week.  plus being back home sometimes i don't have too cook only time i cook is when its food i don't eat lol
I don't cook when my kids are gone..no reason too if it's just me. |
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When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store. 2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill. 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10. Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. 
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When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the store. 2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill. 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10. Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
 That's not how it happens....The woman yells at the man to put his darn beer down and get the meat and grill it, then tells him he can get his own beer!!
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