Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done?

I went out on a date, and ordered ribs, and declined to wear the bib they offered me,(I didnt want it to interfere with my nice outfit).

Needless to say I ended up wearing my ribs all over my clothes...

What a dork!

Whats your Worlds Dumbest Confession?

OMG....

Am I the only dummy here?

I went on a date and started my period, We were walking down to the beach and he whispered in my ear....I'm not trying to embaress you but did you bring extra pants? Right them my face turned completely red!!!

LOL, no, I'm thinking. But the rib story is funny. It's all about the outfit.

OMG you poor babygirl. I would have died right on the spot.

pardon the pun.

That I completely covered in BBQ sauce.....yeah.

how horrible.. however id rather him tell me than not!!!! if i went home and noticed i dont know that id ever have the courage to talk to him again..

humm ill have to think of one.. im just not recalling anything..

OMG BUTTONS....

YOUR NEW PIC IS TOTALLY SMOKIN HOT!!!

The date was going very well until then, we had a second date but all he wanted to do was tease me, I ignored his calls after the second date!!

thanks... well i just thought of one too. went dancing where there were black lights.. and half way through the date i had a recollection..prior to this.. i once was in a store called spencers.. they have black lights... in the mirror i had a glance of glowing going on.. i stopped and looked at myself.. i have a crown bride on my 3 front teeth due to a bicycle acident when i was in 2nd grade....well in this mirror to my horror was 3 green glowing teeth! looks like a light stick glowing lmao!

not to mention once when reaching for the salt or pepper in the iddle of the table while on a dinner date i spilt a whole glass of water on my lap!!!!!! oh yea nothing like leaving the restaurant with someone that looked like they peed their pants! i tried to cover it up with my coat omg!

my mere existance. i'm a comedy onto myself. nobody else thinks it's funny, but i'm amused......and thankful, and extremely fortunate.....and happy.

I love these stories......

makes me feel normal.heehee

Ive talked to you, and your a riot!!!

You amuse more than you even realize!

dont feel bad once i went out to dinner on a date and my date ate ribs ... and my date dropped them slid across the table onto my shirt! was a small table but my gawd!

once i had a 2 foot strand of tp stuck on my shoe at the bar.. i noticed of course after i came outta the bathroom lol!! good thing it was right outside the door.. now when <which is rarely> i watch people come out lol!!!!! and that was long ago.. back in 93 lol i went out often for a few yrs after... let me tell you i am not the only one!!!!!!! happens often!! even worse i say a gal that had a short dress on and nylons.. well her dress was tucked up in the back of her nylons!!!!!!!! then i seen a guy walk out of the bathroom once too with a foot lenghth one hanging out the crack of his but and up over his jeans i guess i did not have it all that bad! imagine that being your date? either one of the? yea roberta yours is not that bad!!!!!!

nothing like paying attention your date whilst lifting a drink with a straw in it to your mouth... and poking your eye with the straw too.. i hold the top of the straw now!

thankyou! and you are one awesome powerful being, in mind, spirit, and body. (bows respectively)