Topic: Tips for a lasting relationship. - Add your own! | |
---|---|
do say..'hey babay, what's your sign?"
|
|
|
|
ha thats funny every girlfriend ive ever had trys to sleep with my man
|
|
|
|
pull a plug wire off your engine, then pick her up. Drive a few miles,, jump out, throw up the hood, put the wire back on, slam the hood and put a couple gunshots throug it. Get back in and say "Damn thing pisses me off sometimes." That will weed out the faint hearted ones and the ****hy ones for certain.
hints: #1 make sure she don't have a gun #2 only do it where it is legal to discharge fireams |
|
|
|
Yall are making this a lot harder than it has to be! Keep the sex life alive! Have sex at least once a day!
|
|
|
|
Yall are making this a lot harder than it has to be! Keep the sex life alive! Have sex at least once a day! Amen. Use it or lose it. |
|
|
|
Edited by
Phuque2
on
Wed 06/16/10 03:22 PM
|
|
Yall are making this a lot harder than it has to be! Keep the sex life alive! Have sex at least once a day! You said a mouthful there............Sex, laughter, passionate sex and laughter, and don't forget laughter during and after sex. |
|
|
|
(A) (1) (A1) (1A) Its the little things you do that say thanks for being you. |
|
|
|
divide and conquer
|
|
|
|
make sure the cheese on the cheeseburger always melts and there is as much burger as there is bun - strategy is fail safe
|
|
|