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don't mention boobs in every conversation because apparently they don't like it 
i'm not saying you can't stare at their boobs,doing that is ok,just don't talk about them 
I would rather talk about them than have them stared at, me. staring at them has never gotten me slapped.talking about them has..... |
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Cos12 - Asking more than three questions about pillow fights will not end well. If it does, post it.
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453. NEVER say the words "I've had better"
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Haha.
454. No, seriously - Don't. |
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Never question her on where she is going or where she has been...it will never end well. Instead, just live oblivious to the truth and eventually you will become numb to it all. Play your cards right and this will give you a free pass to divorce court ( unless you are like me and get tricked into paying for everything when she promised to pay for half ). Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. On a lighter note, I am not really jaded...I just had to get that out of my system.
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have all of the sex you can (with as many people as you can) before you get married. that way you will be disenchanted with it after the honeymoon. . . . |
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valium helps
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valium helps Only in moderation... Scenic drives are not fun if they involve taking her to a substance abuse clinic. |
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So does alcohol
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don't mention boobs in every conversation because apparently they don't like it
i'm not saying you can't stare at their boobs,doing that is ok,just don't talk about them
I would rather talk about them than have them stared at, me. staring at them has never gotten me slapped.talking about them has..... Oh, were you complaining about them? Maybe it was the WAY you were not staring at them. i Never complain about boobies 
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"Booze - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
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420. Tell her you're a vampire and bite her on the neck.
No really. It works. |
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17 - Exercise together. Seriously. You'd be surprised how honest people are when they're running out of breath.
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50% Never under any circumstances EVER go through a woman's purse.
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Ten. When she asks how her hair looks...stare in a mirror and ask her if she thinks you are beautiful.
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28. Pick her up for the first date in a beat up Chevy pickup so she doesn't have high expectations...if she doesn't mind the truck, then you can take her back to your bedroom at mom and dads.
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Edited by
74Drew
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don't forget to say hi to mom and dad as you take her to your bedroom. . . . |
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17 - If you have a nice car to pick her up in and she asks how much it costs say, "Nothing, doll. It's stolen."
If she laughs, she's cool. If not, you might as well buy her a coke and burn her a Dead Milkmen CD to take home. |
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if she says it's hormones, don't question it. you can't win the argument that would follow. . . . |
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take her to mcdonalds on the first date and order for her off of the dollar menu. if she offers to pay, fly her to vegas and get married right away. . . . |
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