Topic: Why Can't Women Learn 2 Cook ?
MelodyGirl's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:35 PM
Edited by MelodyGirl on Thu 06/10/10 12:36 PM

oops Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm now now keep it nice!!!!!!!!!!!!whoa


I did! I used a :laughing: winking

I wasn't calling the OP names - just generalizing to all cheaters! laugh

MelodyGirl's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:35 PM




If you want a happy mate (boyfriend/husband) cook for him like no other woman ever cooked before...and he may stray for some "strange" now and then, but he will always come back to you. flowerforyou



This statement just makes me ill ill grumble

Stray? Anyone who cheats should be mutilated. :thumbsup:

Yeah, she cooks and tends to your needs while you cheat. Dumb azzz Motha Phuckas!!! grumble slaphead :laughing:



laugh I can see cooking for a cheater only if your going to poison it laugh


:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

msmyka's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:40 PM
Yowza, I love it when Mel gets feisty love pitchfork

no photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:43 PM
Troll....

franshade's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:44 PM
hey all be nice biggrin
he's a new member biggrin
betcha he doesn't know how to tell when woman is cheating but wants her to cook laugh

heavenlyboy34's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:45 PM
<~~~ Knows how to cook for himself :banana: flowerforyou

Jess642's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:47 PM
Bwah hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!...

who cares?

I love free advice....especially the absolute statement kinds.

Handy dandy advice there...just perfect.


If'n I wants me a ma-an in da future, I may'sn jest tek him up on his free ad-vice.

franshade's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:49 PM

Bwah hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!...

who cares?

I love free advice....especially the absolute statement kinds.

Handy dandy advice there...just perfect.


If'n I wants me a ma-an in da future, I may'sn jest tek him up on his free ad-vice.

rofl rofl :thumbsup:
until then disregard
rofl rofl :thumbsup:

newarkjw's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:51 PM



If you want a happy mate (boyfriend/husband) cook for him like no other woman ever cooked before...and he may stray for some "strange" now and then, but he will always come back to you. flowerforyou



This statement just makes me ill ill grumble

Stray? Anyone who cheats should be mutilated. :thumbsup:

Yeah, she cooks and tends to your needs while you cheat. Dumb azzz Motha Phuckas!!! grumble slaphead :laughing:



See this is what happens. A man expresses his opinion and gets cussed out. Shameful really............smokin

MelodyGirl's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:53 PM

Yowza, I love it when Mel gets feisty love pitchfork


Feisty with a big helping of obnoxious!! drinker

I'm not really offended (maybe) laugh

MelodyGirl's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:54 PM




If you want a happy mate (boyfriend/husband) cook for him like no other woman ever cooked before...and he may stray for some "strange" now and then, but he will always come back to you. flowerforyou



This statement just makes me ill ill grumble

Stray? Anyone who cheats should be mutilated. :thumbsup:

Yeah, she cooks and tends to your needs while you cheat. Dumb azzz Motha Phuckas!!! grumble slaphead :laughing:



See this is what happens. A man expresses his opinion and gets cussed out. Shameful really............smokin


Isn't though! I should be ashamed but I'm not. I'm going to go cook something instead! laugh

yellowrose10's photo
Thu 06/10/10 12:54 PM
I'm a great cook, I just don't like cooking. I'd rather someone else cook and I'll do all of the clean up


delilady's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:01 PM
I like to cook but I don't want to be told that I have to cook. Also if he is going to stray, I suggest he makes sure that the woman he is straying with can cook because he has eaten his last meal made by me!

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:04 PM

I'm a great cook, I just don't like cooking. I'd rather someone else cook and I'll do all of the clean up




Same here, although I'm really only good at grilling...anything that I have to read and I will inevitably burn the house down.

krupa's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:10 PM
Yo hasidic! You are looking finer than frog hair darling. Damn!

Back on topic.....

My house. My kitchen. I do all the prep, cooking and clean up. Having "help" slows me down. The woman can sit at my bar and sip a mixed drink while eye humping me but sooner or later she WILL hear "get the hell out of my kitchen".

Now, I am sure that all these lovely ladies make a great mac n cheez (yeah the powdered crap) with ketchup.......but not in my house.

You will be expected to eat your vegetables too so save yer whining.

Jess642's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:11 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Thu 06/10/10 01:13 PM

Yo hasidic! You are looking finer than frog hair darling. Damn!

Back on topic.....

My house. My kitchen. I do all the prep, cooking and clean up. Having "help" slows me down. The woman can sit at my bar and sip a mixed drink while eye humping me but sooner or later she WILL hear "get the hell out of my kitchen".

Now, I am sure that all these lovely ladies make a great mac n cheez (yeah the powdered crap) with ketchup.......but not in my house.

You will be expected to eat your vegetables too so save yer whining.


You best be serving vegetables, fresh, organic, and lightly steamed, with the smallest amount of seasonings...

with a good, Australian Pinot Noir thankyou!

krupa's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:16 PM


Yo hasidic! You are looking finer than frog hair darling. Damn!

Back on topic.....

My house. My kitchen. I do all the prep, cooking and clean up. Having "help" slows me down. The woman can sit at my bar and sip a mixed drink while eye humping me but sooner or later she WILL hear "get the hell out of my kitchen".

Now, I am sure that all these lovely ladies make a great mac n cheez (yeah the powdered crap) with ketchup.......but not in my house.

You will be expected to eat your vegetables too so save yer whining.


You best be serving vegetables, fresh, orgaic, and lightly steamed, with the smallest amount of seasonings...

with a good, Australian Pinot Noir thankyou!


B*tch, I said get the hell out of my kitchen!

My bacon wrapped jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese is nothing to sneer at. And, as per your request Shiner blonde pale ale for you baby.

Jess642's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:19 PM



Yo hasidic! You are looking finer than frog hair darling. Damn!

Back on topic.....

My house. My kitchen. I do all the prep, cooking and clean up. Having "help" slows me down. The woman can sit at my bar and sip a mixed drink while eye humping me but sooner or later she WILL hear "get the hell out of my kitchen".

Now, I am sure that all these lovely ladies make a great mac n cheez (yeah the powdered crap) with ketchup.......but not in my house.

You will be expected to eat your vegetables too so save yer whining.


You best be serving vegetables, fresh, orgaic, and lightly steamed, with the smallest amount of seasonings...

with a good, Australian Pinot Noir thankyou!


B*tch, I said get the hell out of my kitchen!

My bacon wrapped jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese is nothing to sneer at. And, as per your request Shiner blonde pale ale for you baby.


You can eat the chili in pig blankets baby....just pass the veges my way...

I don't want IN on your kitchen cullinary seductions....

I didn't come here to EAT.pitchfork

krupa's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:22 PM
Have it your way darlin. Drop them drawers Jess and earn that $7.......the hard way.

Hehehehe

Jess642's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:25 PM

Have it your way darlin. Drop them drawers Jess and earn that $7.......the hard way.

Hehehehe


it better be HARD.


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