Your right, LOL........but I will keep it in mind for a future adventure........

More lies that are ok to tell.

Did you like my tofu lasagna? ..............
Darling, it was wonderful. The cheese whiz was a stroke of genius.

Honey, tonight we can either watch "little women" or the last Rambo movie. Which would you prefer?............

(Uhhhhhhhggggggg). "Little women". Because I know you have been wanting to see it baby.

I am thinking of repainting the living room chartruese with pastel rose accents. What do you think? ..........it will be much nicer than the Dale Earnhardt colour scheme with matching leather sectional.

Pick the wrong type of girl a few times, Krupa?

I have wondered why I hadnt gone gay a few times.

okay krupa if u want to live past sunset watch what u say 2 me on this site.

i can get disconnected for the slightest thing like getting into your doinking record of hitting it with frogs, and women older than myself, especially 2.?????

r u out of your lovin mind?

i know there r women in abilene, tx. mickey gilley told me. and FYI they ain't old except for mary kay. god bless her cosmetic business.

Duffy darlin....I may only live once so I make the most of what time I get here. Abilene has gorgeous women.

Oh yeah, the lovely ladies of "experience" were great and sweet at the love making. Never regretted it.

The frog is just a flat out slut.

well okay.
a slutty frog. um that's a new one....

and thats exactly how the cops bust liars..because they give themselves away,when they have to think about their answer,instead of just saying it from memory.
well said.

Just saying...if you get the right kind of woman, there is nothing you have to lie about.

Is there a right type of woman? Never met one who could agree with a males perspective on interior decorating

I've always just left that up to someone else...I know my taste is terrible, I mean, shag carpet?

I mean, there are only 8 colors, chartruese? what the heck is that. and peach is something you eat, sunshine? hurts my eyes when I am trying to sleep

I'm an insomniac...everything hurts my eyes when I sleep.

"Honey, I think we need avacado carpet."
"It would be kinda squishy to walk on wouldn't it? and how many would we need to cover the whole floor?"

I guarantee if your married with your wife pregnant and she ask's honey do I look fat? If you don't lie and say yes your a DEAD man.

I still can't understand why women ask men questions like this because no matter what we think we will tell them what they want to hear.

Benefit of never getting married.

+1 to never getting married, never getting married is in the lead with 898,000 points to 0.

@pregnant.
and they ask 'cause they are looking for a reason to beat on you.Best way to avoid that is to enjoy it

psssst, guys, the ladies don't want to know our secret strategy to answer their questions

willy cents....how ya been?...Long time no see you hope all is well man

Yes, but this is a lie, so really I mean no.
Y'know??