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This age.......
Im free again back in school enjoying life with no restrictions!!! 
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22 or so
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Edited by
speedy86
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Tue 05/25/10 01:46 PM
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24 cause it still young enough to **** off and not have the judge throw the book at you lmao
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 05/25/10 01:44 PM
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!  
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count. 
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons! 
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When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Well hell...then I have a lot less sex these days than I thought!   
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 05/25/10 01:55 PM
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons!
If you had sex that often, where did you find time for work or anything else or were you an in and out fast kind of guy. I hope all these women were willing! How many offspring to you have running around out there? Damn, you should write a book!! You could make a fortune with your life story. I'de buy it. 
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons!
If you had sex that often, where did you find time for work or anything else or were you a in and out fast kind of guy. Damn, you should write a book!! You could make a fortune with your life story. I'de buy it.
Me too but only for the pictures!!
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[ When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Well hell...then I have a lot less sex these days than I thought!
That was funny!  
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 05/25/10 01:59 PM
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When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Well hell...then I have a lot less sex these days than I thought!
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[ When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Well hell...then I have a lot less sex these days than I thought!
That was funny!
Yeah...HILARIOUS! 
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And you??? I would like to be 35 forever. Mature, but still young and horny. 
No BS! Before I perved yer profile, I'd have sworn that's about how old you was. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 05/25/10 02:04 PM
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And you??? I would like to be 35 forever. Mature, but still young and horny.
No BS! Before I perved yer profile, I'd have sworn that's about how old you was. Thanks! I have discovered the fountain of youth. Never had any children, never smoked, don't drink, stay out of the burning sun, don't worry, be happy. Here are things that will make you old: Too much sugar, too many acidic foods, processed foods, worrying, the thoughts that you think, the bad water that you drink, the food that you eat, and sitting around doing nothing. Also, smoking, drinking soda, doing drugs. To stay young: Think happy positive thoughts, Drink pure water, Eat real food, Exercise. Keep moving. |
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons!
If you had sex that often, where did you find time for work or anything else or were you an in and out fast kind of guy. I hope all these women were willing! How many offspring to you have running around out there? Damn, you should write a book!! You could make a fortune with your life story. I'de buy it.
My financial situation allowed me the freedom/time to do as I wish! NO...Mr Quickie, don't live here...mostly slow and easy, to go the full course!! Willing? Yes, very much so! I have only 2 sons, before having my vasectomy! Book? hmmmm, nah!
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons!
If you had sex that often, where did you find time for work or anything else or were you an in and out fast kind of guy. I hope all these women were willing! How many offspring to you have running around out there? Damn, you should write a book!! You could make a fortune with your life story. I'de buy it.
My financial situation allowed me the freedom/time to do as I wish! NO...Mr Quickie, don't live here...mostly slow and easy, to go the full course!! Willing? Yes, very much so! I have only 2 sons, before having my vasectomy! Book? hmmmm, nah!
Ah, come on. Hire a writer. You can dictate it into a tape recorder. It will be easy. |
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons!
If you had sex that often, where did you find time for work or anything else or were you an in and out fast kind of guy. I hope all these women were willing! How many offspring to you have running around out there? Damn, you should write a book!! You could make a fortune with your life story. I'de buy it.
My financial situation allowed me the freedom/time to do as I wish! NO...Mr Quickie, don't live here...mostly slow and easy, to go the full course!! Willing? Yes, very much so! I have only 2 sons, before having my vasectomy! Book? hmmmm, nah!
Ah, come on. Hire a writer. You can dictate it into a tape recorder. It will be easy. There are so many books out now...it would just end up in someone's bathroom, or in the underwear drawer of some women...for private reading on those lonely late night times.
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And you??? I would like to be 35 forever. Mature, but still young and horny.
Here are things that will make you old: Too much sugar, too many acidic foods, processed foods, worrying, the thoughts that you think, the bad water that you drink, the food that you eat, and sitting around doing nothing. Also, smoking, drinking soda, doing drugs. To stay young: Think happy positive thoughts, Drink pure water, Eat real food, Exercise. Keep moving. By those standards, I should be 10 years dead by now! 
Hang on while I go check the obits to make sure I ain't listed!  |
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Wow..........I'd like my 20 yo body back!! I was cut and chiseled... in my 40's now, I'm now just sanded.......lol
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 05/25/10 02:18 PM
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Age: I would rather remain between 35-40 years old! Why: Because I was having sex 12-13 times a day, everyday!
What were you, a porn star?? When you say you had sex, masturbation does not count.
Just a high sex drive, (or on the verge of being a nympho) and NO...no masturbation needed! Years later, I did start my own escort service! I got out of that, because of some interesting reasons!
If you had sex that often, where did you find time for work or anything else or were you an in and out fast kind of guy. I hope all these women were willing! How many offspring to you have running around out there? Damn, you should write a book!! You could make a fortune with your life story. I'de buy it.
My financial situation allowed me the freedom/time to do as I wish! NO...Mr Quickie, don't live here...mostly slow and easy, to go the full course!! Willing? Yes, very much so! I have only 2 sons, before having my vasectomy! Book? hmmmm, nah!
Ah, come on. Hire a writer. You can dictate it into a tape recorder. It will be easy. There are so many books out now...it would just end up in someone's bathroom, or in the underwear drawer of some women...for private reading on those lonely late night times.
Yeh, that is what I see happening. Some lonely night I would pick up your book, (signed and autographed by you of course) and start reading and then get all excited and maybe get my vibrator out. LOL
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Wow..........I'd like my 20 yo body back!! I was cut and chiseled... in my 40's now, I'm now just sanded.......lol You can be chiseled at 40 if you eat right and exercise and get up off the couch once in a while. Besides, 40 is VERY YOUNG! |
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