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...bars you're striking out here. What the hell did you expect?
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What the hell did you expect? the sun to rise this morning...and it did. |
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If y' can't find love in a bar, y' ain't gonna find it anywhere ... well, wait - there's this li'l streetcorner I know where ladies will 'rent' you some 'love' ...
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The only reason I struck out in bars was the throwing up on the wimmins shoes thingy.
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I wouldn't want to have anything to do with most women who hang around in bars anyways! You never know what you'll catch!
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I would think bars are not the place to 'look' for much more than a temporary good time
people get drunk and their worst comes out,,,rather it be that they will sleep with anything, or that they are judgmental jerks who feel too good for anyone its possible to strike out in bars and still make friends elsewhere ,,,and I am not being heavy(taking your lighten up advice ),,,love ya Marl:) |
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If y' can't find love in a bar, y' ain't gonna find it anywhere ... well, wait - there's this li'l streetcorner I know where ladies will 'rent' you some 'love' ... But my question is: Would you think that she would show me how it works, before I rented it? You know, like a demonstration or sumtin? |
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I found "lust".....it is wayyyy cooler.
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I found "lust".....it is wayyyy cooler. yeah, for a minute... |
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I found "lust".....it is wayyyy cooler. yeah, for a minute... actually....a minute a 12 seconds, so nah!! |
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If y' can't find love in a bar, y' ain't gonna find it anywhere ... well, wait - there's this li'l streetcorner I know where ladies will 'rent' you some 'love' ... But my question is: Would you think that she would show me how it works, before I rented it? You know, like a demonstration or sumtin? Wa SHO' she would - for the right price ... |
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If y' can't find love in a bar, y' ain't gonna find it anywhere ... well, wait - there's this li'l streetcorner I know where ladies will 'rent' you some 'love' ... But my question is: Would you think that she would show me how it works, before I rented it? You know, like a demonstration or sumtin? Wa SHO' she would - for the right price ... hmmmmm! Well, if you go to rent/buy an automobile...and take it for a "demonstration ride", you are not charged for that! As a matter of fact...they're glad to give you a free ride around the block. I think the "girls of the corner" should take a lesson from car salesmen! |
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Never expected anything besides did not know I was up to bat...............
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Met the ex in a bar...what the he!! was I thinkin'??? Musta been that flaming shot...
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Striking out? In a bar? Seriously?
Look, if you can't pick up a drunk chick then there is a real problem. Bar slags will **** anything. Next time, try this. When you roll up a pair of socks and stuff em in your pants.....remember. The socks go in the FRONT! |
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I don't go to bars, nor would I be interested in anyone who does, but I'm definitely striking out here....!!
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I've not been to a bar.
But I'm not looking for anything anyways... so why did I even post here? Because it's Saturday. |
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Hanna, Why do you hate Bananas? What did they ever do to you? Did a banana put a spider on you???
Tastes like chicken! |
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