Peter Stegman: Life is pain. Pain is everything.

-Class Of 1984

Dutchess: Don't you walk away from me, you chalk-faced whore!

-Chained Heat

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.

Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?



- Back To The Future

Jack Diddley: My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shlt Twinkies.

-Suburbia '83-

Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.




- Back To The Future

L: I only have logic and emotion circuits. No room for craziness.

- Star Crash

L: Time for a little robot chauvinism.

- Star Crash

L: It's so nice to be turned on again.

- Star Crash

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

- Porky's

Billy: I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.

Tommy Turner: This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.

- Porky's

Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Meat: Everybody in town, from what I hear.

- Porky's

Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!


-Pulp Fiction

Vic: We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?

Earl Keese: Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!

Vic: Why would I?

Earl Keese: You just did.

Vic: I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.

Earl Keese: I never say it.

Vic: I don't blame you.

- Neighbors

Captain Koons: This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi.
He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright.
He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright.
So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ***.
Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ***.
Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch.
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family.
And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

-Pulp Fiction

Chuch: This place is full of bad men who'll kill anyone who crosses their path or even shows their face... know what I mean?

Velma: No. I don't see any bad men.

Chuch: That's 'cause they're all out, but they'll be back...

- Straight To Hell

Norwood: Synchronize your watches. Ten o'clock.

Willy: Ten-thirty.

Simms: One minute to nine.

Norwood: Close enough.

- Straight To Hell

Kronos: What he doesn't know about vampirism wouldn't fill a flea's codpiece.

-Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter

CARL SPACKLER - "So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

caddyshack

Vic Damone - "When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."

fast times at ridgemont high.

(anyone notice that he was playing Kashmir, which is on houses of the holy?)

Eba: Eba have big boobs. What Rex have big?

-Cavegirl