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Sheriff: Good Lord, what the hell is going on here?
Opal: Oh Daddy, thank God you're here! Sheriff: What have I told you about messing with my prisoners! Opal: He attacked me! Sheriff: Put that blouse back on young lady, and get rid of that bull whip! - Basket Case 3 |
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Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.
Raising Arizona These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. Full Metal Jacket Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. Blazing Saddles |
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Girly: Nasty Nanny is no good! Chop her up for fire wood! When she's dead, boil her head, make it into gingerbread!
- Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly |
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Uncle Mike: Once upon a time, there was a little girl named "Rachel." Actually, she wasn't all that little. She was a hot-looking high school senior with deep blue eyes, and fine, firm breasts and...
Little Brian: That's not the way Mommy tells it! Uncle Mike: Shut up, that's the way I tell it. - Deadtime Stories |
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Goldi Lox: Hi, my name is Goldi. Actually, it's Golda. I was born during the Six-Day War.
Judith "MaMa" Baer: Isn't she sweet, Papa? She'll be like the daughter we never had. Goldi Lox: And you'll be like the parents I brutally slaughtered! - Deadtime Stories |
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Infinisynth Announcer: Stupidity, chaos, cruelty, pain. Reality, a failure worse than any nightmare. There was no fixing it. Nothing to be done, except... escape. Infinisynth: more fantastic than fantasy, more real than reality. The ultimate experience is Infinisynth. It's all been remade for you and it's anything you want it to be. It's your reality. Let your dreams come true in your very own world. Hook into the happiness system. Relax, imagine, enjoy. Hook in.
Judy: Bull ****. - Mindwarp |
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Dr. Goldfoot: You know, Igor, I'm beginning to regret that I brought you back to life.
- Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine |
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Sam Hell: Hey, you try making love to a complete stranger in a hostile, mutant environment, see how you like it.
- Hell Comes To Frogtown |
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I can't believe I haven't seen
You scruffy looking nerf-herder will someone get this walking carpet out of my way and that's no moon it's a space station |
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I can't believe I haven't seen You scruffy looking nerf-herder will someone get this walking carpet out of my way and that's no moon it's a space station I know, and no one included a quote from Megaforce, so I will! Ace Hunter: Here comes The Egg... Dallas: And that's no "yolk." Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...? Dallas: "More on"? Eggstrum: Exactly. |
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In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back.
I smell [sniffs air] skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face? |
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Interrogator: What is the problem with Michael Jackson?
Soldier: What do you mean? Interrogator: What is the problem with Michael Jackson, you understand my question? Soldier: No, I'm not sure I do... Interrogator: The king of pop, you know hoo hoo, hee hee Soldier: Yeah, Michael Jackson... Interrogator: He come to Egypt, I see picture in newspaper, "Hello, with the white glove, I'm Michael Jackson in the other room with my chopped off face." You're country make him chop off his face. Soldier: I don't think so. Interrogator: Michael Jackson is fu**ing of sick fu**ing country Soldier: That's bullsh!t he did it to himself! Interrogator hits him in the face: YOU are the blind bullsh!t my main man. It is obvious! A black man make the skin white and the hair straight and you know why? Soldier: No. Interrogator: You're sick fu**ing country make the black man hate himself just like you hate the Arab and the children you bomb over here. -Three Kings |
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"You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all deeply loved. "
Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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"Don't worry Sam, Rosie knows an idiot when she see's one"
"She does?" -Sam and Frodo, "Fellowship of the Ring" Pippin: Anyway, you need people of inteligence on this sort of mission, quest, thing. Merry: Well that rules you out Pip. Elrond: 9 companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring. Pippin: Great! Where are we going? "Fellowship of the Ring" Gandalf: [To Grima] Be silent. And keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. "The Two Towers" |
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"I have a bad feeling about this."
- Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace "I've got a bad feeling about this." - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones "Oh, I have a bad feeling about this." - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith "I have a very bad feeling about this." - Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope "I've got a bad feeling about this." - Han Solo, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope "I have a bad feeling about this." - Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back "Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this." - C3-PO, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi "I have a really bad feeling about this." - Han Solo, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi "I've got a bad feeling about this." - Indian Jones, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull |
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"Stop looking at me swan!"
-Billy Maddison |
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"Don't worry Sam, Rosie knows an idiot when she see's one" "She does?" -Sam and Frodo, "Fellowship of the Ring" Pippin: Anyway, you need people of inteligence on this sort of mission, quest, thing. Merry: Well that rules you out Pip. Elrond: 9 companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring. Pippin: Great! Where are we going? "Fellowship of the Ring" Gandalf: [To Grima] Be silent. And keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. "The Two Towers" Gollum: We swears to serve the master of the precious. We will swear on... on... the precious! 
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Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
--The X-Files, Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man (1996) |
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I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee. Instead, you come to my house, on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do a murder for money.
- The Godfather |
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You mean there are furry little perverts running around doing unnatural things in these woods?
- Don't Go In The Woods |
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