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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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I typed it first.
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for calling the police to report that someone stole half his cocaine
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That's funny.
For robbing a doll house |
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Busted her laces in public |
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for snorkeling in the lobster tank
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For picking up men at a halfway house
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for impersonating Elvis
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for impersonating a nun
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for relieving himself standing up after 10p.m.
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For using spy glasses on naked cowboys
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for possession of over the legal limits of good looks
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For needing eye glasses to give a policeman a description of someone.
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for wondering what's for dinner
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For dining alone in a room full of people
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for having an unname brand ketchup instead of Heinz
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for pullin my hair
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for severly injuring Elmo
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for having an unname brand ketchup instead of Heinz For stealing my Heinz |
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for using the the wrong whipcream on lil
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for tap dancing on the graves of her enemies
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