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For stairing & drooling at sunbathing ladies
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For offering to put lotion on all the sunbathing ladies.
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Edited by
amaraii
on
Mon 07/25/11 06:51 PM
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for having the same name as a criminal on America's Most Wanted list.
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for pretending to be a FBI agent
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For cheating on the Jolly green giant, those corn niblets wasn't the only thing he had.
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for refusing to pay taxes on her Dr Pepper bottle deposits
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For stealing Dr Pepper from the store.
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for posting phony French Maid ads on Craigslist
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For beating up a small kid
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for taking pics in ladies restrooms
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For trying to kill herself
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for making up stories about people
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For sending out fake arrest warrants on the neighbors she doesn't like.
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fer vy o' layten that horse |
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For waving false signs and disturbing the peace.
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for nude sun-bathing
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For hijacking a wine delivery truck
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for driving 5 ways in a one-way zone
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For turning the one way street signs around backwards
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for taking a shower naked in florida
I can't believe this is an actual law in florida |
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