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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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Look again. I was talking about "you".
For feeding Superman Ex-lax |
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for eattin all my cady
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for being an honest citizen
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For bringing a heat wave to Canada
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 and I luv it!
for public sex with me
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For making the cops want to join you rather than arrest you.
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for stealing LiL's apple pies
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For moaning so loud during sex it violated the local noise level ordinance
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For gangbanging a teen chick
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For getting caught on security cameras stealing the camera he has in his hand
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for shoplifting condoms
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For strippin Naked in front of a cop
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for not wearing a seat belt while driving his tractor
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Running to darn fast
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For putting a fire on a parked tractor.
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for opening his Xmas gifts too early
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for opening his Xmas gifts too early for stealing my man |
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letting her boobies hang out to win her man back
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for askin me to share him with her
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for pinching the Policeman's you know what
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