Hmmm...I can contribute here. More so than I'd like to admit actually but I'll share one similar experience...

My one boyfriend in the last fifteen years had to deal with my five year hiatus from sex by putting out on a pretty regular basis in the first few months. I had some serious built up energy to dissipate. So this one night we leave the bar and I've had a few too many drinks (meaning two) and I start feeling frisky on the way home.

Now this is Vermont and you're more likely to see a herd of deer beside the road than another vehicle at 3am so I decide that I can just hop on pop while he's driving down the road. I'm doing my thing while he's weaving between the two lanes and sure enough, up pulls a car along side and it's a cop of course. He looks in and it's pretty obvious what's going on since I'm facing backwards in the driver's seat occupied by a driver.

Blue lights and we hear him laughing before he even gets to the window. Now at the time I was a state police dispatcher and wouldn't ya know, it's one of the boys. Needless to say, I didn't live it down at work for months and he wrote my boyfriend a warning for "driving with an obstructed view"! Just so he could put that shiit in writing so he could blackmail me down the road!

The troopers would come and be like "Hey Kristy, want to go for a ride-along. I'll drive. "

I'd say that ranks right up there in my most embarrassing moments.