Is there a time to lie to someone? If so, then when?

When pulled over by a cop

God, I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot fight
I'd be the last to help you understand
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Nothing's true and nothing's right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can't change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave

I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
It's try and love me if you can
Are you strong enough to be my man?

When Iv'e shown you that I just don't care
When I'm throwing punches in the air
When I'm broken down and I can't stand
Will you be strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave

when you know the other is already lying to you

caught my ex hubby is so many it wasent funny

for you can lie all you want
for so many excuse comes to mind
hiding for your not the strong
one that we tend to see.
belive in you, is so wrong
for everything that you have said
is nothing but a fairy tail that one
plans to see.
keep lying and play the field
im not at loss

Not tonight, I have a headache....

you told me you loved me
so i don't understand
why promises are snapped in two
and words are made to bend
(the bigger, the better)
some stolen from japan
collected from around the world,
they'll catch you if they can
(chorus)
lies lies lies yeah
lies lies lies yeah
lies lies lies yeah
do i have to catch you out
to know what's on your mind
well, cleopatra died for egypt,
what a waste of time
white ones and red ones
and some you can't disguise
twisted truth and half the news
can't hide it in your eyes
(REPEAT CHORUS)
you say you'll try harder
but i think it's just too late
well, the car is revving in the drive,
and i'm not the sort to wait
the bigger, the better
some nicked from old saigon
collected from around the world
love lies on and an and on and on and on and
lies lies lies yeah (they're gonna get you)
lies lies lies yeah (they won't forget you)
lies lies lies yeah (they're gonna get you)
lies lies lies yeah
oh you know i know
(REPEAT CHORUS)
oh you know i know
(REPEAT CHORUS)


Just don't effing do it!

I love that song!

you face me in the eyes
with those awsome blue eyes
where you tend to make me melt
but im strong as well know
for i can see through those lies
you never beg, but excuses after another
is pretty enough
i havent walk away yet as you can see
which is a shame
for i am strong and more worthly
as the trust that was once there is no longer
there is no pain
for there is nothing but lies
as the words you have said are as well.
one that tends to play games is nothing
but a looser with no heart.
what a shame
as the promises have never been kept.
thats not my loss as you can see,
i have listen thinking wow he great
but you know he isent so grand.
he may care but only in his own way.
he wimp like the many of the few that have
come my way...(hey im strong)

Of course I'm looking forward to going to your mother's.

There will be another superbowl next year!

We don't need rubbers. I'm sterile.

ok...here is an example of when not to lie....

you guys are all nuts

I thought I had the shower curtain closed and you couldn't see 'em.

what are you talking about willing??? I couldn't see ANYTHING.
should I have lied about that?

Next time, put on yer reading spectacles.

what are you talking about willis (LOL)

When you come home drunk with no fish?

I do "the little white lie"

when I really, really, don't want to hurt someone