When you DON'T get asked for ID anymore.

- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

- When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

- All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.

- You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

- You have a dream about prunes.

- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

- Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet.

- You got cable for the weather channel.

- You actually like the taste of soy milk.

- Your friend wants to have a 3-way conversation on the phone, and you tell them that you're not that kind of girl.

Hey, I resemble that remark, I happen to be very fond of my vanilla soy milk....and I'm not getting older, I'm getting better!

Yeah, I don't think liking soy milk is a sign of age, some people are allergic to regular milk, or just want to be healthier...

We all know there’s no such thing as soy milk because no ones ever seen a soy boobie....

I have soy boobies....never mind, that should be sore boobies, moving on.....

LOL

is soy milk good for you

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So I've heard, yes.

It's good for me..cow milk is yucky!

That used to get a universal yes, but now more research is coming in and it seems to depend on who is drinking it, and how much they drink. Soy milk is high in protein and fiber and contains isoflavones which are similar to the hormone estrogen. It is usually not a good source for calcium, but it is high in vitamins B1, B2, B6 and E.

On the bad side, it also contains "phytoestrogens" or chemicals that are found in plants. This chemical is believed to act the same way that the female hormone estrogen does. This can have a negative affect on men who regularly consume soy causing problems with their thyroid and possibly even fertility. Studies also show the possibility of a rise in the risk for endometrial cancers when women consume high levels of phytoestrogens.

you have to nap during and after your date

When you go to a friends place for drinks.
And they serve ya prune juice.

LOL

Yuk~Yuk ...

And what is wrong with prune juice?

I drink it daily. Hourly even.

I attribute my healthy glow to the benefits of prune ju-

Omg, be right back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You go, babay ...

... It's not like I gotta clean your toilet ...

If you drink that much prune juice then something would be glowing....