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You get upset when you see young people in the supermarket at 9am on Mondays
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when your nighty turns for silk to Flannel nighty
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When your birthday pass just like any other day
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When you struggle to stay awake to watch the 10 o'clock news
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W
 hen you call all of your grandchildren,, "Come Here Child"
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When your great nieces & nephews are turning 18
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When your testicles look like melons
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When you start using Ivory soap everyday
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i just met the boy i used to babysit on another dating site!!.....
I almost died!!!!! and he proceeded to explain (in detail) his "babysitter" fantasy....  
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The guys you meet at my age who are bald
are looking --good! |
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You get upset when there isn't anymore marshmellows left at the supermarket
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When you can count the stretch marks on your butt
 
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Or when your pants won't even say up on your Butt
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when your putting on makeup lots of make up on your face
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When your hair falls out and your teeth fall out, and you suddenly remember neither are the real thing.
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when the bow won't stay in your shoe lace
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when you get wrinkles
In places you never imagined you'd get them 
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Edited by
rara777
on
Thu 12/02/10 08:52 AM
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When Tums is your bedtime snack! Did you know that Tums spelled backwards is Smut? The useful trivia question of the day....Now you know that you are getting old. 
When a certain part of you used to watch you shave. Now it watches you tie your shoes. Thats why you grow a beard.
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when you have fallen breast
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You spill chocolate on your finger while making dessert and actually wipe it off.
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