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Topic: answer a silly Q. ask a silly Q. - part 2
TadpoleAddy Joined Fri 02/12/10 Posts: 90	Sat 02/13/10 11:52 PM
Because "Anal, Bacterial, Conjunctivitis, Diarrhea, Ebola, Fleas and Gonorrhea" just don't have the same ring to it. Why does my cat always know when I'm awake in the middle of the night so he can perfectly time his annoying meows to make me feed him?

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Sat 02/13/10 11:55 PM
Because he is secretly plotting to kill you. If olive oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?

sagacious22 Joined Wed 08/12/09 Posts: 3698	Sun 02/14/10 12:15 AM
some flour, eggs, sugar.. oh wait, that's to make a cake how long can you hold your breath?

TadpoleAddy Joined Fri 02/12/10 Posts: 90	Sun 02/14/10 12:26 AM Edited by TadpoleAddy on Sun 02/14/10 12:27 AM
Because he is secretly plotting to kill you. If olive oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil? Holy crap, Tribbles, I think you're right! My cat just started meowing again, and I open the door to see him sitting there hunched over a torn apart wattle bird. Wing here, some feathers there. He likes to let me know he's eating things, and he does the same thing with lizards. He'll meow at my door until I open it and watch him eat the damn thing. It's like he's threatening me... He does like to chew on my eyebrows and arms after I get out of the shower. (No joke. He really does.)

che_ Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 8412	Sun 02/14/10 03:51 AM
Are you getting Valentines Day gifts for anyone?

Ice38 Joined Wed 10/15/08 Posts: 25272	Sun 02/14/10 03:11 PM
no Do you think you could capture Cupid and make this whole Valentines Day come to an end?

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sun 02/14/10 03:52 PM
No. But it does end at midnight. How many chocolate covered strawberries can you eat?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sun 02/14/10 04:12 PM
No. But it does end at midnight. How many chocolate covered strawberries can you eat? depends on where she places them do dogs enjoy lickin themselves

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sun 02/14/10 04:21 PM
No. But it does end at midnight. How many chocolate covered strawberries can you eat? depends on where she places them do dogs enjoy lickin themselves I don`t know. Don`t you think you ought to ask them first?

Ravennah Joined Sun 02/14/10 Posts: 1	Sun 02/14/10 04:37 PM
Yep. Did. That was some fun. Ever heared an eagle fart?

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sun 02/14/10 04:40 PM
Hi Ravennah welcome to mingle. No, I have never heard an eagle fart, ezxcept for on payday. Have you ever had the eagle burp and fart for you?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sun 02/14/10 05:43 PM
Hi Ravennah welcome to mingle. No, I have never heard an eagle fart, ezxcept for on payday. Have you ever had the eagle burp and fart for you? no if an eagles beak is to short, do other eagles tease him and say he's got a small pecker?

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sun 02/14/10 06:48 PM
Only if they are "pecker" wreckers. Ever had your "pecker" wrecked?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sun 02/14/10 09:11 PM
wild sex nite...yup ever stop at a green light?

HannahHatesBananas Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 6829	Sun 02/14/10 09:34 PM
all the time. Ever go at a red light?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sun 02/14/10 09:36 PM
yup ever run a stop sign?

HannahHatesBananas Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 6829	Sun 02/14/10 09:37 PM
yep. Ever been to a rodeo?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sun 02/14/10 09:41 PM
once ever get chased by an angry rooster?

HannahHatesBananas Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 6829	Sun 02/14/10 09:48 PM
nope. Ever see "1000 ways to die?"

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Sun 02/14/10 09:48 PM
I reckon. Ever gone down yonder???