Topic: answer a silly Q. ask a silly Q. - part 2 | |
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Splat...?
![]() Have you ever gotten stuck in a hail storm? |
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Yes.
Did your car windshield get chipped or broken? |
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Only when I run down old grannies.
How many doorknobs does your home have? |
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Only when I run down old grannies. How many doorknobs does your home have? milk or dark chocalate? |
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Milk.
Milk or white chocolate? |
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Milk Chocolate
Pancakes or Waffles? |
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Pancakes
Aunt Jemima or Karo? |
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Pancakes Aunt Jemima or Karo? left or right? |
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In the middle.
![]() Scrambled eggs or poached eggs? |
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In the middle. ![]() Scrambled eggs or poached eggs? gold or platinum |
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platinum
turtles or seahorses? |
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Turtle.
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? |
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![]() Would they consider that offensive? |
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I dunno?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant? |
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probably.
Were the snorks or the smurfs better? |
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Hands down....Smurfs.
If someone with multiple personalites threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
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yes, yes it is.
where do you come up with these questions? |
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The voices in my head tell me.
If the word for more than one goose is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese? |
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because then people would get them mixed up with mice
have you ever found the end of a rainbow? |
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Actually yes, but it was about 20 feet up in the air.
Why are there no Preparations A-G? |
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