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Had a possessed fan once. It tried to grind me up.
Would you wrestle a bear? |
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No but I'd bare knuckle box him.
Ever tell someone you didn't like that you did just so you could have sex with them? |
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no
ever hit a parked car? |
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More than once.
Did you leave a note? |
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No
Do you want to see her wrestle or would you rather see her box? |
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I'd rather watch her cook.
Ever let out a loud fart in a fancy restaurant? |
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I didn't think anyone heard it.
Have you cut a wet fart in a meeting? |
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I don't go to meetings, but I have done it on an escalator when people were behind me.
Ever give someone a dutch oven? |
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Ewwww...
Did the person pass out, fall down and knock you down the stairs? |
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No, I knocked her up the stairs.
Do you sleep nekkid? |
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Depends on the weather
Have you ever been overweight? |
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Yes, I'm still a little "overwight".
Have you ever had a sexual urge toward someone of the same sex? |
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Honestly, no never
How many relationships have you been in? |
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2
What's your favorite ice cream? |
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Edited by
Totage
on
Thu 01/21/10 12:32 AM
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Chocolate
Have you ever told a friend a lie that they believed? |
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Many, many times.
Is cooking really the way to a man's heart? |
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no, it's eye contact during sex...
can you cook? |
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Edited by
Totage
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Thu 01/21/10 12:47 AM
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Not yet
Have you ever refused to give to charity? (EX. Passing the Salvation Army bucket with a pocket full of cash without giving any money) |
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I never have a pocket full of cash.
Shower or baths? |
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Edited by
kc0003
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Thu 01/21/10 12:49 AM
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shower
ever broke up with someone even though you didn't really want to/ |
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