Topic: Corrupt a Wish
rara777's photo
Tue 02/16/10 11:38 AM
Granted. But your alarm clock looks like me.:laughing: rofl

I wish it would quit snowing here.

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 02/16/10 12:04 PM
Granted, but then it snows again tomorrow.

I wish the GPS lady on NavStar was hotter and said naughty things to me.

rara777's photo
Tue 02/16/10 12:06 PM
Granted. But you meet her in person and see that she has been hit with the uglee stick twice.

I wish I was in Kansas.

Totage's photo
Tue 02/16/10 11:03 PM
Granted, but you get attacked by flying monkeys
I wish I had one wish

che_'s photo
Wed 02/17/10 07:24 AM
Granted but make it a good one!bigsmile
I wish I had more energy today

CatsLoveMe's photo
Wed 02/17/10 11:14 AM
Granted, 15 cases of Red Bull are delivered to your door. And you're very thirsty.


I wish I was bettter than Dwayne Wade(NBA player) at basketball.

che_'s photo
Wed 02/17/10 12:37 PM
Granted but you'd be one of the oldest players and very tired...

I wish I were tallbigsmile


Totage's photo
Thu 02/18/10 01:14 AM
Granted, but now your head is in the clouds.
I wish I could renew my RL friends list, with true friends, not the fake ones I USED to have.

che_'s photo
Thu 02/18/10 06:29 AM
Granted but there are probably far less on that list

I wish I had some help today

rara777's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:29 AM
Edited by rara777 on Thu 02/18/10 10:48 AM
Granted. But you gotta put with me.:laughing: rofl

I wish my special orders at the library would come in.

Totage's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:33 AM
Granted, but it gets mixed up and you get put on some weird mailing list that delivers gay porns to your house, just as the attractive lady down the street walks over to you and happens to notice them.
I wish my stock positions did better.

che_'s photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:35 AM
Granted you get rich
I wish I was loved

Totage's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:38 AM
Granted, but you don't realize how loved you are
I wish we had another e-commerce boom, but this time it wouldn't crash

no photo
Mon 04/05/10 11:40 PM
Edited by Tribbles on Mon 04/05/10 11:41 PM
Granted, but it doesn't crash. Insead the "Boom" is caused by a nuclear bomb!


I wish boogers were worth there weight in gold... :tongue:

no photo
Mon 04/05/10 11:42 PM
Granted, but you have crabs.

I wish for peace in the world.

no photo
Mon 04/05/10 11:42 PM
Granted, but you have crabs.

I wish for peace in the world.

purple2people's photo
Tue 04/06/10 12:43 AM
Granted..
but you have to give a piece to half the world..cake silly and YOU bake them from scratch in a kitchen with a wood stove, no a.c. in August in the bowels of a muggy SC swamp.

I wish my Bassett hound would live forever and get a job a very GOOD job.

LadyLovely1105's photo
Tue 04/06/10 03:16 AM
Granted but for his job he has to provide the fertilizer for all the farmer's in the surrounding 500 miles and YOU have to scoop it up and ship it!

I wish I could take a trip to a nice resort spa!

LadyLovely1105's photo
Tue 04/06/10 03:18 AM
Granted, but for his job, he has to provide enough fertilizer for all the farmer's in the United States and YOU have to scoop up the supply and send it!

I wish I could go to a beautiful Spa resort!

rara777's photo
Tue 04/06/10 08:20 AM
Granted. But then all of the male attendants look like me.:laughing: rofl

I wish my 6 numbers hit tonight for The Mega Millions Jackpot.