Topic: Corrupt a Wish | |
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Granted. But your alarm clock looks like me.
I wish it would quit snowing here. |
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Granted, but then it snows again tomorrow.
I wish the GPS lady on NavStar was hotter and said naughty things to me. |
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Granted. But you meet her in person and see that she has been hit with the uglee stick twice.
I wish I was in Kansas. |
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Granted, but you get attacked by flying monkeys
I wish I had one wish |
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Granted but make it a good one!
I wish I had more energy today |
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Granted, 15 cases of Red Bull are delivered to your door. And you're very thirsty.
I wish I was bettter than Dwayne Wade(NBA player) at basketball. |
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Granted but you'd be one of the oldest players and very tired...
I wish I were tall |
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Granted, but now your head is in the clouds.
I wish I could renew my RL friends list, with true friends, not the fake ones I USED to have. |
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Granted but there are probably far less on that list
I wish I had some help today |
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Edited by
rara777
on
Thu 02/18/10 10:48 AM
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Granted. But you gotta put with me.
I wish my special orders at the library would come in. |
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Granted, but it gets mixed up and you get put on some weird mailing list that delivers gay porns to your house, just as the attractive lady down the street walks over to you and happens to notice them.
I wish my stock positions did better. |
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Granted you get rich
I wish I was loved |
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Granted, but you don't realize how loved you are
I wish we had another e-commerce boom, but this time it wouldn't crash |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Mon 04/05/10 11:41 PM
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Granted, but it doesn't crash. Insead the "Boom" is caused by a nuclear bomb!
I wish boogers were worth there weight in gold... |
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Granted, but you have crabs.
I wish for peace in the world. |
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Granted, but you have crabs.
I wish for peace in the world. |
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Granted..
but you have to give a piece to half the world..cake silly and YOU bake them from scratch in a kitchen with a wood stove, no a.c. in August in the bowels of a muggy SC swamp. I wish my Bassett hound would live forever and get a job a very GOOD job. |
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Granted but for his job he has to provide the fertilizer for all the farmer's in the surrounding 500 miles and YOU have to scoop it up and ship it!
I wish I could take a trip to a nice resort spa! |
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Granted, but for his job, he has to provide enough fertilizer for all the farmer's in the United States and YOU have to scoop up the supply and send it!
I wish I could go to a beautiful Spa resort! |
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Granted. But then all of the male attendants look like me.
I wish my 6 numbers hit tonight for The Mega Millions Jackpot. |
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