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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 44 | |
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@ tribbles-mistook his vacuum cleaner for his fleshlight, got his gherkin sucked clean off, and had to have it reattached...it's still not workin right
  
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HB34 & I spent the night together last night & I video taped the whole thing without him knowing & posted it on the internet!!
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She made a Voodoo doll in the likeness of Heavenly and he is her
personal slave....Forever!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! |
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Holly likes making cupcakes that look like me just so she can frost them.
 (((Holly))) 
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Ed just finished a tour with Aerosmith and has
a suitcase full of green m&ms..... Hmmmmmmm ((((Ed))))!!  
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Wears thigh-high, green striped, toe socks all year...no seasonal limitations!
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Buys all store bought food and passes it off as "homemade".
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Tribbles and his friends were sliding down a Mammoth Mountain ski run on a foam pad at 3am, when he crashed into a lift tower and died. His makeshift sledge of yellow foam had been stolen from the legs of a lift tower on Stump Alley. The cushion is meant to protect skiers who hit the tower, and the tower Tribbles ran into was the one from which he had created his sledge. There's a moral in there somewhere.
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Has compulsive storytelling syndrome.
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sleeps with old fashioned rollers in her hair
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So beautiful and charming that she hypnotizes every man she meets.
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HB34 & I spent the night together last night & I video taped the whole thing without him knowing & posted it on the internet!!
woo hoo!  Now you and I are p0rn stars!  
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Just donated his hair to "locks of love"--made a kick-*** wig!!!
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Found a new donut shop.
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Opened an "Alligator Taco" stand
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Wanted to eat a gator til she learned the gator wanted to eat her.
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forgot to put his pants on before going outside
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Earns "extra" cash by wearing a camel fur thong while riding on the back of a tiger singing 'I ain't no holla back girl'...
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Hid Metalwing's pants......
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Knows where said pants are hidden!
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