Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 44 | |
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lives in a gutter
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Is a bonafide thread flipper...
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Is an entry level thread killer...
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he was a test-tub baby gone wrong
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Grows test tube babies as a hobby.
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Sits alone in the woods and gets stoned.
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People confuse him with Jared from the Subway commericials all the time...
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runs on batteries
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runs out of batteries.......often
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doesn't play video games so he doesn't understand the dilemma
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Tivo's Jersey Shore...
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Wishes he was as cool as "The Situation".
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secretly collects dolls
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secretly undresses people with her eyes.
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Has one black eye, but would prefer it in the brown eye.
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...is more into monkeys than he leads on.
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likes bein called Sally when I pull his hair
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You know me al so well...
Like to be tied up. |
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uses duct tape as a cheap alternative to waxing
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Nah...I use nair, lol.
Wants to know what thats all about. |
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