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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 4
Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Wed 01/20/10 06:30 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. Just because you have mastered the language of the cannibals doesn't mean you have to pick up their "traditions" no matter how tasty that human may look! We are having a hard time explaining the diappearance of your "dinner guests". No. You have been "enjoying' our dinner guests! Our motto is "To Serve Man". Metal, now you're quoting a "Twilight Zone" episode. BTW, why wouldn't they be serving women, as deli fears? Don't know about you, but I find them rather "tasty" myself. I can't speak for all the ladies but I do not want to end up as part of Tarzan's soup!!! Actually it was a 1950 short story by Damon Knight adapted later by Rod Sterling and staring "Lurch" as the alien chef in one of his first roles. Looks hot to me. Is he married?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 06:32 PM
Hey Katz! Wanna go hot tubbing? I'll bring my friend Elvis to sing for us! Love me Tender! Love me true ....!

gary2676 Joined Tue 08/04/09 Posts: 2711	Wed 01/20/10 06:40 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. coconuts are a tradition Jello shots are a tradition... How are you feeling Galend? Other than I look like I've been crying all day and would like to scratch my eyes out, I'm ready to party!(Did you know Dayquil has no antihistamine?! I should have read the label more closely...) I think I need an jello shot! here are your jello shots Galend!!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 06:47 PM
Gary I was hoping you would make Galend some of your atomic jello shots--they work wonders on a cold!!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 06:49 PM
I went OSI and bought some wine called "_itch". I'm not much of a drinker but I am going to give this a try. If I turn into one I will know it wasn't for me. In 2 hours we'll see if I can still type. That is just hilarious!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 06:49 PM
Gary I was hoping you would make Galend some of your atomic jello shots--they work wonders on a cold!! Well...bring 'em on!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 06:50 PM
What Galend needs is to sweat! Hmmmmmm. How could we make that happen?

gary2676 Joined Tue 08/04/09 Posts: 2711	Wed 01/20/10 06:51 PM


galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 06:52 PM
Did you know that if you stand on one foot over by the giant palm tree and hold your tongue just right...you can get the American Idol auditions on our portable television? Does it make me a bad person to enjoy these episodes of public humiliation almost as much as jello shots? Maybe I should HAVE jello shots first? (Only then I might not be able to hold the necessary "pose" to keep the reception going strong...)

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 06:53 PM
What Galend needs is to sweat! Hmmmmmm. How could we make that happen? Well doesn't THAT sound interesting! (But did you know that horses sweat, men perspire and ladies don't do either?)

gary2676 Joined Tue 08/04/09 Posts: 2711	Wed 01/20/10 06:53 PM
This one made me feel alot better!!!!!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 06:53 PM
Did you know that if you stand on one foot over by the giant palm tree and hold your tongue just right...you can get the American Idol auditions on our portable television? Does it make me a bad person to enjoy these episodes of public humiliation almost as much as jello shots? Maybe I should HAVE jello shots first? (Only then I might not be able to hold the necessary "pose" to keep the reception going strong...) Galend you need the jello shots! I'll hold the pose for ys, sista!!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 01/20/10 06:55 PM
can someone bring some jello shots and shrimp to my hut? I'm a little thirsty and a little hungry

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 06:55 PM
If you dress up in your MaryAnn garb (pink bows and pigtails too) you can whip yourself up some delicious food and drink! Maybe you'd share with the rest of us???

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 01/20/10 06:57 PM
If you dress up in your MaryAnn garb (pink bows and pigtails too) you can whip yourself up some delicious food and drink! Maybe you'd share with the rest of us??? okay......gimme a sec!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 06:57 PM
can someone bring some jello shots and shrimp to my hut? I'm a little thirsty and a little hungry Sorry Mary Ann but we are busy nursing Galend back to health!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 06:57 PM
can someone bring some jello shots and shrimp to my hut? I'm a little thirsty and a little hungry Where are those cute pig tails?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 06:58 PM
Did you know that if you stand on one foot over by the giant palm tree and hold your tongue just right...you can get the American Idol auditions on our portable television? Does it make me a bad person to enjoy these episodes of public humiliation almost as much as jello shots? Maybe I should HAVE jello shots first? (Only then I might not be able to hold the necessary "pose" to keep the reception going strong...) Galend you need the jello shots! I'll hold the pose for ys, sista!! Now that is true love! Shall we go post in the "did someone tell you" thread now, deli???

gary2676 Joined Tue 08/04/09 Posts: 2711	Wed 01/20/10 06:59 PM
Here you go Holly!!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 01/20/10 07:01 PM
<------this is just wrong!