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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 4
delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 02:48 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. Just because you have mastered the language of the cannibals doesn't mean you have to pick up their "traditions" no matter how tasty that human may look! We are having a hard time explaining the diappearance of your "dinner guests". No. You have been "enjoying' our dinner guests! Our motto is "To Serve Man". I guess this is one time I am glad that you are not into serving women, Tarzan

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 02:49 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. Just because you have mastered the language of the cannibals doesn't mean you have to pick up their "traditions" no matter how tasty that human may look! We are having a hard time explaining the diappearance of your "dinner guests". No. You have been "enjoying' our dinner guests! Our motto is "To Serve Man". I guess this is one time I am glad that you are not into serving women, Tarzan hhahaha

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 02:56 PM
" It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ..."

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 04:32 PM
" It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ..." I see you are not paying one bit of attention to what I was saying.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 04:35 PM Edited by galendgirl on Wed 01/20/10 04:36 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. coconuts are a tradition Jello shots are also a tradition...

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 04:36 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. coconuts are a tradition Jello shots are a tradition... How are you feeling Galend?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 04:39 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. coconuts are a tradition Jello shots are a tradition... How are you feeling Galend? Other than I look like I've been crying all day and would like to scratch my eyes out, I'm ready to party!(Did you know Dayquil has no antihistamine?! I should have read the label more closely...) I think I need an jello shot!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 04:44 PM
I think you need several!!! Those atomic ones Gary made did the trick for me. I didn't remember I was sick!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 01/20/10 04:45 PM
You need somebody that knows how to build a good roaring fire? I sure do Bill! Glad you finally made your way to the Island!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 04:50 PM
You need somebody that knows how to build a good roaring fire? I sure do Bill! Glad you finally made your way to the Island! Ohhhh! You KNOW this newcomer! Let's give him a name, dress him up and make him dance a hula...or a cha-cha...or a coconut dance. I don't care which. The party is ON!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 04:52 PM
You need somebody that knows how to build a good roaring fire? I sure do Bill! Glad you finally made your way to the Island! Ohhhh! You KNOW this newcomer! Let's give him a name, dress him up and make him dance a hula...or a cha-cha...or a coconut dance. I don't care which. The party is ON! Put on a coconut bra and offer him a beer, pie, meatloaf or cookies and he is all yours!!!!

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 05:25 PM
You need somebody that knows how to build a good roaring fire? I sure do Bill! Glad you finally made your way to the Island! Ohhhh! You KNOW this newcomer! Let's give him a name, dress him up and make him dance a hula...or a cha-cha...or a coconut dance. I don't care which. The party is ON! Put on a coconut bra and offer him a beer, pie, meatloaf or cookies and he is all yours!!!! How experienced are you, Bill? I think you'll need help with those coconuts..

tribefan73 Joined Sat 05/09/09 Posts: 1323	Wed 01/20/10 05:26 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. Just because you have mastered the language of the cannibals doesn't mean you have to pick up their "traditions" no matter how tasty that human may look! We are having a hard time explaining the diappearance of your "dinner guests". No. You have been "enjoying' our dinner guests! Our motto is "To Serve Man". Metal, now you're quoting a "Twilight Zone" episode. BTW, why wouldn't they be serving women, as deli fears? Don't know about you, but I find them rather "tasty" myself.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 05:31 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. Just because you have mastered the language of the cannibals doesn't mean you have to pick up their "traditions" no matter how tasty that human may look! We are having a hard time explaining the diappearance of your "dinner guests". No. You have been "enjoying' our dinner guests! Our motto is "To Serve Man". Metal, now you're quoting a "Twilight Zone" episode. BTW, why wouldn't they be serving women, as deli fears? Don't know about you, but I find them rather "tasty" myself. I can't speak for all the ladies but I do not want to end up as part of Tarzan's soup!!!

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 05:52 PM
so, how do you make jello shots?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 06:06 PM Edited by metalwing on Wed 01/20/10 06:09 PM
Tarzan, how many times do I have to tell you that you CAN'T COOK PEOPLE! Welllll ... it is an island tradition ... sort of. Just because you have mastered the language of the cannibals doesn't mean you have to pick up their "traditions" no matter how tasty that human may look! We are having a hard time explaining the diappearance of your "dinner guests". No. You have been "enjoying' our dinner guests! Our motto is "To Serve Man". Metal, now you're quoting a "Twilight Zone" episode. BTW, why wouldn't they be serving women, as deli fears? Don't know about you, but I find them rather "tasty" myself. I can't speak for all the ladies but I do not want to end up as part of Tarzan's soup!!! Actually it was a 1950 short story by Damon Knight adapted later by Rod Sterling and staring "Lurch" as the alien chef in one of his first roles.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Wed 01/20/10 06:10 PM
So is Tribefan now "Lurch"?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 06:14 PM
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a new island bum! Lets roll out the torches and roast some meat. Cause it's time to open some run.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/20/10 06:26 PM
What's wrong with Lurch?

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Wed 01/20/10 06:28 PM Edited by Katzenschnauzer on Wed 01/20/10 06:29 PM
I went OSI and bought some wine called "_itch". I'm not much of a drinker but I am going to give this a try. If I turn into one I will know it wasn't for me. In 2 hours we'll see if I can still type.