yo mama so fat her jeans are made by Hummer!


yo mamas breath so bad she made Altoids go on strike!

yo mama breaths so bad her lips have skid marks!

your mama is so fat they filmed Deep Space 9 in her belly button,

She filled up the tub and then let the water in,

she fell down the stairs and gravy poured out




that's all I got.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Come to think of it, you that bad because yo mama's twice the man you are.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!