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make you think, next!
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i'm looking to travel around the world!
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Just looking ...
Have kids ... Smoke/420 ... Looking for princess/queen ... No drama ... Just ask me ... I don't know why I'm here ... TMI - ex wives, ex's in general ... |
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Will try anything once. Separated. Extremely bad grammar.
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I only date asian midgets............
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"looking for friendship" (I'm not gay, so I can't just be friends)
"must have a stable well paying job" (Have you checked the economy lately?) "my kids come first" (So that makes me a distant second) JMO |
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Pictures and words
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I don't know what to write here.
Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask. I love my friends and family. I'm laid back and easy going. I like to go out or stay in. I'm shy at first but I open up once I get to know you. I like to wear jeans but I also like the little black dress. I'm a single mother of three kids and THEY ARE MY WORLD. Looking for my knight in shining armor. No game players. My friend told me about this site, but I'm not going to write anything here until I see if it's worth it. |
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My husband and I are stil living together but it's just for the kids.
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just wanna hook up! Okay seriously I know I'm old but what the heck does that mean? hook up for coffee? hook up for sex? hook up to play station?
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"When I get out of prison things are going to be sooooo different!"
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My husband and I are stil living together but it's just for the kids. I had a guy today, tell me he was almost divorced and when I asked when it would be final he said "Here's the situation...My ex and I are separated but still live together". Umm Not! |
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"im looking for a christian woman" ?????? Why?
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i'm looking to travel around the world! |
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"im looking for a christian woman" ?????? Why? Because non-christian women don't want to hear his doctrine...... |
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I only date asian midgets............ hey, you been perving me again? |
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"im looking for a christian woman" ?????? Why? I forgot to mention that one ... |
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make you think, next! I am wanted in seven states for prostitution. |
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Edited by
CatsLoveMe
on
Fri 11/13/09 04:51 PM
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I don't know what to write here. (Then you are neither creative nor intelligent)
Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask. (I know everything, so I won't) I love my friends and family. (My friends are annoying and my family is disfunctional) I'm laid back and easy going. (Sure you are, 15 seconds with me and you'll be pissed off, trust me.) I like to go out or stay in. (You have a prisoner fantasy) I'm shy at first but I open up once I get to know you. (No you don't, you're always shy and not much of a conversationalist) I like to wear jeans but I also like the little black dress. (Like I care about what clothes you wear) I'm a single mother of three kids and THEY ARE MY WORLD. (It's a small world after all) Looking for my knight in shining armor. (sorry, mine's black and not shiny) No game players. (Well shoot, so I guess PS3, Nintendo Wii, and World of Warcraft are out then, huh?) My friend told me about this site, but I'm not going to write anything here until I see if it's worth it. (Then you're doing it wrong) |
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