Topic: things in a profile that... | |
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Married
Separated smokes 420 Travels a lot or lives out of the country |
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I like this one:
"Anybody out there?" Could be a good question if this site included extraterrestrial dating. |
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I don't like the...."I like long walks on the beach" statement...and they live in Kansas. ![]() ![]() Kansas actually used to have a beach, but that was 150 million years ago. No humans around then. ![]() |
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Love Me Love My Pet do I actually have to love your pet...can't I just tolerate it and be polite and courteous to it and say hi and bye ...do I have to have a freaking conversation with it...do I have to let it hump my leg or coil around my neck or laugh if it attempts to bite a plug out of my sun-shiner okay this had me rolling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I have everything i ever wanted in life;great kids,great career and a beautiful home.Im looking to ADD a man to the mix.
Im not croutons for your perfect salad. Sounds like your trying to put another wheel on a bicycle. |
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Oy Vey !!!!!
Gotta redo my profile. Again!!!! ![]() |
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I read one the other day that, in her interests, stated that she smoked weed all day.
![]() ![]() Now, if that is what you wanna do, then go ahead and knock yourself out. But Goof don't roll that way. My body is a temple. ![]() ![]() |
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If your just looking for a bootie call don't bother!
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If your just looking for a bootie call don't bother! ![]() And the problem is?? |
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If your just looking for a bootie call don't bother! ![]() Nothing wrong with that!! They just want something serious ![]() |
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OH! OH!
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Edited by
DTHRomeo
on
Sat 11/14/09 09:39 PM
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Basically the ones that want "SO much"
But have "NOT SO much" ![]() Oh and the ones that make think of the word "Shallow" |
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