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| Topic: What is the very last thing you do before you fall asleep? | |
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Put a recording of Prime Minister Gordon Browns speech on.
Close my eyes. I'm asleep before he gets past the fifth word.   
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pitch a tent
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First, I climb into bed (yes, literally climb, its tall but I'm short). Then, if I have to work in the morning I set my alarm; if not, I send dirty text messages to my guy.
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First, I climb into bed (yes, literally climb, its tall but I'm short). Then, if I have to work in the morning I set my alarm; if not, I send dirty text messages to my guy. sex text, interesting |
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I say good morning,good afternoon and good night to my daughter Dawn in heaven and tell her i love her.I also tell Mike goodnight and that i love him.
 
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Give it a tug
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I say good morning,good afternoon and good night to my daughter Dawn in heaven and tell her i love her.I also tell Mike goodnight and that i love him.
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take off the bunny suit, grab a bottle O' gin and try to imgine where I am going to wake up tomarrow.
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allow all the dogs to get in their spots, then if my daughter is sleeping with me then she needs to get in her spot.... and if there is room for me I get into bet, cover everything but my nose ( so that I don't feel like I can't breath) and then tell the dogs to stop barking at eachother and go to sleep ..... say a prayer.... and drift to bed
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..... woke up in russia once.
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Rub one out and orgasm so hard that I scream my own name then fall asleep before I cuddle with myself. ( I am selfish and inconsiderate....I know)
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.....and desprately lonley. Kiddin, mean I know. But who here has not played with themselves at least once?
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look out my bedroom window, look at the stars, look at the neighbourhood cats frolicking, admire my mother's front garden, close the window, then find a nice comfy spot in bed.
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Pee, thank God, and say my prayers.
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Point my laser pen into my nebior's windowand make a little red dot moving on the wall where ever he looks.
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Pee, thank God, and say my prayers. |
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Pee, thank God, and say my prayers. yeah, pretty much.. that too. |
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Interesting
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 I would love to know why.
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I would love to know why.
Well, id love to listen to how you dont believe there is a God or whatever.. But ive got things to do... Like.. thank god I peed. NEXT!! |
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