Now listen carefully what I'm saying. You don't need a guy really, you have been brainwashed about this.

But I am a nice guy (I know I might be an "enemy" ) for being a guy, sorry, I'm gonna commit a treason against my fellow heterosexual males and free you from the 350,000 years of brainwashing and wicked tricks of men, (and some other crazy women!! ) that made you believe that you have to be with a man.

What you need:



1. A computer (!)
2. Internet connection (!)
3. Knowing how to Google on the web. (!)

That's it!


Here I'll show you.


I. You car needs to be fixed:

Bring up google and type in the specific problem you got.

Example.
/Overheating/


So, google is up and I type in: "My car is overheating"
Just look all the results you got and all the explanations, most likely you can do it yourself, or go to the mechanic and tell him exactly what is wrong and you don't sound like a clueless woman.


http://www.google.com/search?q=my+car+is+overheating&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Ok next.

Hmmm..what else men needed for, i'm trying to think...alright..

II. Fix, the shed.

Ok, here I go again.

Google is up, I type in : /Shed ideas/


wow! Look at all the links I got! :

http://www.google.com/search?q=shed+ideas&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


Let's say you don't know how to use a hammer, so i google it :

/How to use a hammer/

Oh wow! I got many links for that too!!
http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+use+a+hammer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


See?

Now let's say you want a man for other purposes. You want to have sexy time.

So I bring up google...and alright, just use your fantasies ladiess, be creative and think of something interesting.


So?

You need no man!

Well, I hope I chased away that dark cloud above your head, since all these mean thoughts in your head and peer pressure making you look for a date or a partner, and similar horrible ideas.

If you got a computer theeeeeennnn...................

---------------> You don't need a man!


So don't be one of those crazy ones who were led to believe that "you need to get married" or "find yourself a partner" or "make a relationship" would make them be happier or - God forbid - something is missing from their lives..because really, the Internet and your creativity will provide all that is you need!

Feel free to ask if you have some crazy ideas that might come up or think too far down the line and you might consider getting a man for something.

I can assure you that I will be able to offer you an alternative, which is 100% sure to satisfy all your needs!

I know i don't need one...I want one!

but the internet don't kiss and hug...

Okay. When you can teach this computer to paint my house, cut my grass, and clean out the gutters, I'll buy it.

I think I NEED U babe!

Slow down ladies!! I'm trying to remain your friend here, but you are making this difficult if you swarm the thread.

I need to analyze each of your needs and wants..and I will certainly come up with a better alternative!

boy, i say boy....hop to it....lol

We should go to a nice quiet place where I can tell you all about my wants and needs....(((Frank)))

Ladies my new name is Goggle, come and google me until your satisfied

Oh my good god.
You are hiliarious.
Plus why would you want a man when they're nothing but trouble.
What about if you're a lesbian, would you still need another woman?
And what about how to provide for yourself without a man around?
You didn't cover that.
Tsk tsk.
Leaving things open!

Ok, ladies..

I will begin to process some of the questions arised in this topic, that would make you believe that you need a man for a whatever reason.

I'll let out a little, tiny bitty info now, because It's my duty to warn you:

YOU ARE WRONG!


Didn't want to yell, but sometimes I just have to do it, because obviously we are very early in the process to Un-do the damage that has been done to you over the years, that made you believe that you need a man.



I will prove, that you have been mislead.

Ok, so this was the first reply to the topic, so I will have to go in order and answer your questions and hopefully lead you to a happer life WITHOUT A MAN!

Honey. No you don't want that.

Problems having a man:

1. They smell.
2. They fart.
4. They do things that you don't like, like watching movies you don't want to watch or go to place you don't want to go.
5. They talk. Unlike the the toys and artificial "things" you can google on the online stores and so on..these creatures "talk". And they even talk back.

Pros of having a man:

1. zero.

SEE?

You do not want a man!

Awe Hell....
*Rolling My Eyes*
Girls, pull out your Popcorn.... this is bound to be good...

You have proven nothing...I am happy now.
I have boys, they fart, and I go to action movies with them.
I like that thing you call "talk".

i will just mark this thread 'cause it looks like a train wreck

Don't complain if we "swarm" the thread....isn't that why you started it?!

Lady...

I am not going to any sort of argument here. I am already risking a great deal here. You must understand this. I'm a whistleblower here, a man who betrays his fellow men for your own benefit. I might die as a martyr, but never the less I am risking a lot here.

Now..we have a lot of questions regarding this - understandably - controversial topic and I don not have too much time (do I?? ) to discuss little tiny bitty details and false beliefs and false feelings here, because the line is long and the last thing I want is to someone not getting an answer for her questions and her doubts and ends up getting a man.
So please- and I ask you nicely- do not "cut in" the line, when you have already got your answers , just because you had some sort of "rush" of feelings (false!) regarding having a man. Just relax, sit down and wait it out. It's like a nicotine rush after you quit. These feelings do come back, but trust me, they are false.

Thank you.

Now...back to the topic.