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| Topic: Ladies, you don't need a man | |
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Women don't need men....but they like what we have....a nice, big, long.......credit limit!
 
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I like this message....lol
I was once told that by a good friend of mine. SHE even gave me a bumper sticker that says " A WOMEN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BIKE"...lol Live that way too.... JMO |
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Women don't need men....but they like what we have....a nice, big, long.......credit limit!
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Women don't need men....but they like what we have....a nice, big, long.......credit limit!
Howdy my friend. I have been on a secret spy mission....hahaha! But I am back now. |
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Women don't need men....but they like what we have....a nice, big, long.......credit limit!
Howdy my friend. I have been on a secret spy mission....hahaha! But I am back now. 
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I missed you and my friends here too. Glad to see you are here still causing havoc.
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I missed you and my friends here too. Glad to see you are here still causing havoc.
 you know me all to well
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Well, my questions are all already answered anyway. I already know that I did NEED my man as much as I wanted him. I also learned you can, because you HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE, learn to live without him. But this is entertaining so I'll read along for ***** and giggles.
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A woman without a man is like a fish with out a bicycle!!
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Shshshsh I'm so glad you finally set me straight that I don't need a man anymore
 ... So what did I do I kicked him to the door well that is after I had him do all of his duties ya know mow the yard fix the shed but hey I did have him google to figure out how to do all those things before he did them.
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no I don't need a man..but they are fun to keep around from time to time.  
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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ***!” … the teacher fainted! see it helps to have guys around....lmao |
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Edited by
bedlum1
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Sun 10/18/09 01:15 PM
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the womans wish
lmao....just kiddin ladies 
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Now listen carefully what I'm saying. You don't need a guy really, you have been brainwashed about this.   
But I am a nice guy (I know I might be an "enemy"  ) for being a guy, sorry, I'm gonna commit a treason against my fellow heterosexual males and free you from the 350,000 years of brainwashing and wicked tricks of men, (and some other crazy women!! ) that made you believe that you have to be with a man. 
What you need:
1. A computer (!) 2. Internet connection (!) 3. Knowing how to Google on the web. (!) That's it! 
Here I'll show you. I. You car needs to be fixed: 
Bring up google and type in the specific problem you got. Example. /Overheating/
So, google is up and I type in: "My car is overheating" Just look all the results you got and all the explanations, most likely you can do it yourself, or go to the mechanic and tell him exactly what is wrong and you don't sound like a clueless woman. http://www.google.com/search?q=my+car+is+overheating&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Ok next. Hmmm..what else men needed for, i'm trying to think...alright.. II. Fix, the shed. 
Ok, here I go again. Google is up, I type in : /Shed ideas/ wow!  Look at all the links I got! :
http://www.google.com/search?q=shed+ideas&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Let's say you don't know how to use a hammer, so i google it : /How to use a hammer/ Oh wow! I got many links for that too!!
http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+use+a+hammer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a See? 
Now let's say you want a man for other purposes. You want to have sexy time. So I bring up google...and alright, just use your fantasies  ladiess, be creative and think of something interesting.  
So? You need no man! Well, I hope I chased away that dark cloud above your head, since all these mean thoughts in your head and peer pressure making you look for a date or a partner, and similar horrible ideas.
If you got a computer theeeeeennnn................... ---------------> You don't need a man!  
So don't be one of those crazy ones who were led to believe that "you need to get married" or "find yourself a partner" or "make a relationship" would make them be happier or - God forbid - something is missing from their lives..because really, the Internet and your creativity will provide all that is you need!
Feel free to ask if you have some crazy ideas that might come up or think too far down the line and you might consider  getting a man for something.
I can assure you that I will be able to offer you an alternative, which is 100% sure to satisfy all your needs! 
i'm in complete agreement. |
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some of the ladies think i'm being sarcastic.
I'm simply pointing out facts, why you don't need a man. Am I not right? 
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