what was the lamest excuse ever used on you or you used on someone to break up?

No one has ever broken up with me before.....I tend to be the breaker upper!!

It's not you... it's me... and me....
or am psychopath that would make em run the other way....

so what was you lamest excuse?

Ummmm this was pretty lame. I wrote out a lame excuse and then got my friend to read to him on the phone. I was 15. He thought I sounded so cold.....ummmmmmm ya I got a 12 year old to read out a dumb *** excuse and he thought it was me!!!

Yes Im going to hell!!!

"What do we have if you dont trust me?" (After being caught in a lie about where he had been,.)

my mom thinks we should get married...

after bein with her for a year and a half and living together.she says "i think we're goin to fast we need time apart" .lol..whatever

Your penis is too large for me......

after being with this girl for only 2 weeks she went psycho on me, almost stalker like, jealous as hell,and pickin out wedding rings. so i told her i just found out i had a kid and was goin back to my ex to raise him....lol

There you go! It works right?

The biggest, most commonly (and overused) cop-out that women have ever come up with:

"I need some time"



Gimme a friggin' break! Tell ya what, darlin'....you just go right on ahead and take all the time you want. I'll be over here with somebody else when you finally pull your juvenile head out of your ***.

I'd break up with!

So....a truly butt ugly neighbor chick got divorced a few years back...(I am talking about REALLLLLY not physically attractive in any reguard)

Anyhow, she started stopping by my house several times a week trying to get me to go to church....as a prelude to dating...you could smell the desperation. She dropped hints to my parents who attend the same church. I told my parents "Tell her I'm gay"...my mom said..."That's what I told your Dad to tell her!"

Sure enough...one Sunday....there she is knocking on the door. I had a buddy over playing Rock Band. She wigged out that I was drinking a beer on a Sunday and stormed to church to tell my Dad I was drinking and she wasn't gonna allow me to drink on Sundays.

Mom and Dad had been by a lil earlier...they said..."Was there a little red truck there?"
...."yeah"
Mom said..."That's Jimmy.....Eric's gay lover"

The chick never came back by again....but, she did tell everyone in church that I am gay.

A couple of weeks passed....I stopped by my Dad's shop where abunch of the local fellas hang out....one of them mentioned....

"So...uhhhhh...Eric. What's this I here about you being gay?"

My reply...."J&#nn@f&r S**** wants to f**k me"......

The guys busted out laughing and all I heard was...

"Hell! I'd go gay too!"

So...currently the congregation at my parents church protects me by telling the chick that I am gay....

I am not making this up.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

ROFLTICKETS!! LOLIPOPZ!!

oh em eff gee that's funnay!

btw i'm erick too! nice to make ur acquaintance. but weird, how u made up a story about being gay to get someone to stop pursuing u, i can't stop the gay guys from pursuing me no matter how strongly i insist to them that i am straight.

i'm thinkin the next time i really need to blow someone off to make sure they get the hint that i'm not at all interested i'ma use the classic lady's line for ditching a guy : "i have to wash my hair" if they don't get that they're being blown off, there's no amount of explaining or otherwise gonna get it thru to them, they are psycho stalker material. and there are a few of 'em out there like that after me for some reason. i don't understand what powerful attraction i hold for gay men. and why can't i apply it to attracting women. dubbelyoo tee eff?!?

Dude......The butt pirates hit on me too. But, they are pretty good about cooling out when I politely tell them I apprecieate the compliment but, no thanks.

I figure as long as they don't pants me...I am safe.

Cool! Another Eric! We gotta band together and with the other Eric(k)'s take over the planet!