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You're a really nice guy and I don't want to hurt you, but I need to take things slow. (we went out for a week and she stayed over for two weeks)
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your lousy in the sack..
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Never thought of that.
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I don't like you, I definitely don't trust you, and the love died a long time ago...
Not really a lame excuse... I just had to tell my ex that it was sooooooooooooooooooooooo over... |
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She's been seeing someone else.
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Mine was not lame, it was the truth. "I'm getting back with my previous boyfriend." |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Sun 10/04/09 09:33 PM
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Once a guy I was dating asked me to marry him. He offered to divorce his wife. He had a pretty wife and three kids.
I told him NO THANKS. He asked me why. I told him because he was a alcoholic and because he cheats on his wife. True story. 
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You're too good for me.
Which i was but still. |
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You're too good for me. Which i was but still. You should have said "Yes I am." |
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But I loved him and I didn't care if I was too good.
I was 'settling' down. |
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I hate your mom, and your mom hates me.
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But I loved him and I didn't care if I was too good. I was 'settling' down. He knew he could not measure up to your expectations and he would have felt like a looser for the rest of his life probably. |
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You never graduated from college and you're such a smart guy.
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So....a truly butt ugly neighbor chick got divorced a few years back...(I am talking about REALLLLLY not physically attractive in any reguard) Anyhow, she started stopping by my house several times a week trying to get me to go to church....as a prelude to dating...you could smell the desperation. She dropped hints to my parents who attend the same church. I told my parents "Tell her I'm gay"...my mom said..."That's what I told your Dad to tell her!" Sure enough...one Sunday....there she is knocking on the door. I had a buddy over playing Rock Band. She wigged out that I was drinking a beer on a Sunday and stormed to church to tell my Dad I was drinking and she wasn't gonna allow me to drink on Sundays. Mom and Dad had been by a lil earlier...they said..."Was there a little red truck there?" ...."yeah" Mom said..."That's Jimmy.....Eric's gay lover" The chick never came back by again....but, she did tell everyone in church that I am gay. A couple of weeks passed....I stopped by my Dad's shop where abunch of the local fellas hang out....one of them mentioned.... "So...uhhhhh...Eric. What's this I here about you being gay?" My reply...."J&#nn@f&r S**** wants to f**k me"...... The guys busted out laughing and all I heard was... "Hell! I'd go gay too!" So...currently the congregation at my parents church protects me by telling the chick that I am gay.... I am not making this up. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ROFLTICKETS!! LOLIPOPZ!! oh em eff gee that's funnay! btw i'm erick too! nice to make ur acquaintance. but weird, how u made up a story about being gay to get someone to stop pursuing u, i can't stop the gay guys from pursuing me no matter how strongly i insist to them that i am straight. i'm thinkin the next time i really need to blow someone off to make sure they get the hint that i'm not at all interested i'ma use the classic lady's line for ditching a guy : "i have to wash my hair" if they don't get that they're being blown off, there's no amount of explaining or otherwise gonna get it thru to them, they are psycho stalker material. and there are a few of 'em out there like that after me for some reason. i don't understand what powerful attraction i hold for gay men. and why can't i apply it to attracting women. dubbelyoo tee eff?!? Id say you should have no probs attracting women. They probably are just waiting for you to approach them instead of the other way around. As far as the gay men,,,,no idea. |
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