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| Topic: Dan's Diary.......OMG Dan's got a diary! | |
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dear diary, yesturday i drank a lot of grape koolaid. so much that i was pooping green when i got up this morning
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I gotta say.. I owe Krupa an apology I have spent the last year or so beating him down with my way superior wit and intellect. I should really not take on battles that are so easy. Its not fair for me to go up against the girly haired retards, even when they have a face that looks like it was whacked with a shovel at birth. like I said....the retard cousin.......do you need to go potty? Do ya hunh?....aww, c'mere Danny...you went Boom Boom.....let's find your parents and have them scrape that off the floor big guy.... Awwww....don't cry....we still respect you.... Now I will put on your favorite Sponge Bob Video...dry your tears lil fella. |
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This thread's gone to the shites ...
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Edited by
Dancere
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Mon 09/21/09 07:06 PM
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I gotta say.. I owe Krupa an apology I have spent the last year or so beating him down with my way superior wit and intellect. I should really not take on battles that are so easy. Its not fair for me to go up against the girly haired retards, even when they have a face that looks like it was whacked with a shovel at birth. like I said....the retard cousin.......do you need to go potty? Do ya hunh?....aww, c'mere Danny...you went Boom Boom.....let's find your parents and have them scrape that off the floor big guy.... Awwww....don't cry....we still respect you.... Now I will put on your favorite Sponge Bob Video...dry your tears lil fella. He watches Kipper the Dog, there ... 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0rUZGCZIwY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5KrQirg7E4&feature=related |
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England is too ghetto to afford Sponge Bob?
That is so sad, that I don't know how to respond! Hell, I collect, box up and send porn to the british that can't afford pornography.... But, when they can't afford cartoons......I can't promise that I can help all of them. |
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I gotta say.. I owe Krupa an apology I have spent the last year or so beating him down with my way superior wit and intellect. I should really not take on battles that are so easy. Its not fair for me to go up against the girly haired retards, even when they have a face that looks like it was whacked with a shovel at birth. like I said....the retard cousin.......do you need to go potty? Do ya hunh?....aww, c'mere Danny...you went Boom Boom.....let's find your parents and have them scrape that off the floor big guy.... Awwww....don't cry....we still respect you.... Now I will put on your favorite Sponge Bob Video...dry your tears lil fella. Why are you touching me there uncle krups? My mommy said thats my special place. |
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I have honestly never seen or heard of Kipper the Dog!
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England is too ghetto to afford Sponge Bob? That is so sad, that I don't know how to respond! Hell, I collect, box up and send porn to the british that can't afford pornography.... But, when they can't afford cartoons......I can't promise that I can help all of them. Ya charitable humanitarian, ya ...  ...
And, England is too ghetto for England ... |
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I gotta say.. I owe Krupa an apology I have spent the last year or so beating him down with my way superior wit and intellect. I should really not take on battles that are so easy. Its not fair for me to go up against the girly haired retards, even when they have a face that looks like it was whacked with a shovel at birth. like I said....the retard cousin.......do you need to go potty? Do ya hunh?....aww, c'mere Danny...you went Boom Boom.....let's find your parents and have them scrape that off the floor big guy.... Awwww....don't cry....we still respect you.... Now I will put on your favorite Sponge Bob Video...dry your tears lil fella. Why are you touching me there uncle krups? My mommy said thats my special place. Cause she said she needs to make a quid or two for your up keep. |
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I have honestly never seen or heard of Kipper the Dog! Good thing I saved ya from yourself and exposed ya to some down home Britches culta ... 
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I gotta say.. I owe Krupa an apology I have spent the last year or so beating him down with my way superior wit and intellect. I should really not take on battles that are so easy. Its not fair for me to go up against the girly haired retards, even when they have a face that looks like it was whacked with a shovel at birth. like I said....the retard cousin.......do you need to go potty? Do ya hunh?....aww, c'mere Danny...you went Boom Boom.....let's find your parents and have them scrape that off the floor big guy.... Awwww....don't cry....we still respect you.... Now I will put on your favorite Sponge Bob Video...dry your tears lil fella. Why are you touching me there uncle krups? My mommy said thats my special place. Cause she said she needs to make a quid or two for your up keep. I wondered why daddy was wearing me in last night |
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I have honestly never seen or heard of Kipper the Dog! Good thing I saved ya from yourself and exposed ya to some down home Britches culta ...
Yeah cheers, i owe ya! Thank God for you! |
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Just gonna assume that you are giving some wierd British code for a bukkake facial involving Yorkshire Terriers, Margaret Thatcher with 2 kilos of anal lube, the Spice Girls and some one FINALLY shooting Yoko Ono...
But, I figured out a while back that there is no telling what the hell you Brits are thinking. Anyway. Bout to go feel up my mannequin...(Like straight people do....take note Dan....you freak) Catch you guys tommorrow. |
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 Dear Diary
 I'm so confused
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Nah, it's not what they're thinkin' as much as what they're drinkin' ...
Cider w/ black currant juice???? ... Gag ma already ... 
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Nah, it's not what they're thinkin' as much as what they're drinkin' ... Cider w/ black currant juice???? ... Gag ma already ...
I don't know about any one else..but I got two quarts of the best Apple Moonshine I have ever tasted...way smoother than shine should be. |
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Nah, it's not what they're thinkin' as much as what they're drinkin' ... Cider w/ black currant juice???? ... Gag ma already ...
I don't know about any one else..but I got two quarts of the best Apple Moonshine I have ever tasted...way smoother than shine should be. That's enough to get yourself in some serious pickle; naked and barkin' out w/ the mesquite w/ a rattle snake necktie ... ...
Pass da jug already ...
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Dear Diary, I thought Dan was going away!!
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Dear Diary, I thought Dan was going away!!
dan is like herpies, they just dont go away |
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Edited by
TxsGal3333
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Mon 09/21/09 07:59 PM
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Dear Diary tell Dan if I do not talk to him again before he goes... It has been real and to enjoy the road ahead it will be a journey that will bring much happiness within his life...... may it be all that he dreamed of along the road...............
I'm off to dream land Dan don't forget to come back once in a while and let us know how your doing only wishing you both the best in life ahead....kuddos to you both and much love......... 
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