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Topic: Stuff to ponder...
Alzeimer Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 2268	Thu 09/10/09 05:58 AM
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Because the sky is always there so it is the clouds that partially clouds the sky and its partially cloudy even at nights.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 09/10/09 05:59 AM
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")? Pee yew? Who knows, I'm yet to figure out why people butcher the english language...

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Thu 09/10/09 06:00 AM
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? i dunno but i'd love to be the inspector at that business to make sure everything is up to par

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:00 AM
How fast do hotcakes sell? No one really likes hotcakes, it is a failed sales pitch...

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:00 AM
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:02 AM
Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:04 AM
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butt in football, but not in any other situation?

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:05 AM
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:10 AM
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:11 AM
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:14 AM
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Thu 09/10/09 06:20 AM
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? one-armed men don't commit crimes

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 09/10/09 06:24 AM
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? one-armed men don't commit crimes *Obviously you've never seen The Fugitive.*

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 09/10/09 06:25 AM
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? FINALLY!! My "Point To Ponder" is worldwide! I said this YEARS ago, the first time I saw that commercial!

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Thu 09/10/09 06:29 AM
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? I have them hell-bound,fear stricken lil miserable brats from Elm St take care of these minor details for me.

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 09/10/09 06:48 AM
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? FINALLY!! My "Point To Ponder" is worldwide! I said this YEARS ago, the first time I saw that commercial! Ha hA...excellent!

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Wed 03/27/13 10:07 PM
Answers man, I still need answers!

PrintsCharming Joined Thu 03/21/13 Posts: 547	Thu 03/28/13 01:10 PM
You probably don't get many 2nd dates huh ?

PrintsCharming Joined Thu 03/21/13 Posts: 547	Thu 03/28/13 01:10 PM Edited by PrintsCharming on Thu 03/28/13 01:11 PM


TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Thu 03/28/13 07:05 PM
You probably don't get many 2nd dates huh ? Me? I don't get any 1st ones...