OK here you go.. my best guesses.



Umm you hog tie him?



Hey rednecks want to accessorize to!



We hate having to buy each other dinner afterwards.



If you were stealing a television, wouldn't that make you stop and pause long enough to be apprehended?



1. Thumbs
2. Apparently you have not seen them when they pop on a bottle of Tylenol afterwards.
3. Yes, that is why you see the sign "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience"
4. To incite Kentuckians.
5. You would be in limbo




He uses his other hand. Or his latest victims. :P



1. The ice cubes are not afraid of the dark like the veggies are.
2. They have to have slept with Marilyn Monroe or a look alike.
3. Only if the corpse is driving.

yes

I rest my case

carefully

It's 'Pe-ew, that stinks!' as in 'phew' :o)

Brilliant new insights! Though that would be a hell of a way to go...wiping Kruger's behind!

Well you are already dead so....

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

Can you slam a revolving door?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been deleted.

This thread is only for 10 year olds

or heavy pot smokers.

haha.

Because studies found that putting out Braille editions of Playboy Magazine and other ones was just too expensive versus the expected selling prices and projected returns, so it was decided to put Baille on ATM's and many restaurant menus including price lists of all brothel services in Nevada...hope this helps you.





This thread is hilarious; mainly for the demented possibly...

Actually yes she can; claims like this have been legit for quite a while. Ask your IRS ...

Yes, and you would treat them like job security.

I'd still like to know what idiot would put a Braille key-pad on a drive thru ATM; no blind drivers are allowed to have a driver's license, well, perhaps in California or Canada...

ummmm no. here in Ohio the veritable heartland, I had a coworker at an Audubon Center years ago offer to give my daughter a ride home from a farm where we were working....he was legally blind and, yes, he had a valid ODL...

needless to say we declined and I later told my daughter to never go anywhere in a car with him

and the gov't presumes to jusge whether the rest of us are capable to make sound decisions....

I dunno? ...and what did "The Pooh" part of his name really mean?

Yes, but it requires losing appendages!

Yes....Placebos perhaps?

Now you know why Eeyore is so sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trj9vX9yvI0



Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Do suicide hotlines have hold?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

HAPPY ISHTAR !

To be understood is to be understand.

Her real origin was Sumerian her first name being Inanna,(the Beloved of An) whom the Akadians and the direct inheritors of the Sumerians , the Babylonians added Ishtar(approx. 2900 BC); while the ancient Egyptians called her Isis. That she was also the first female and 'mother' of the Indus civilization, but as their language is still for the most part undeciphered, Sumerian records tell of her dominion in a far away land named Aratta which just may be the land we now know as Harappa. She is often shown wearing what may be a modern flight-suit and with tubes attached, etc. even with goggles and sometimes a helmet and cap similar to the ones worn by modern astronauts...
She is among the most ancient 'mother-earth' goddesses. She is also credited with appointing the first known King at the city of Uruk,(first of modern humans) know as Erech, in 'the Bible' mostly badly copied historic accounts from the Sumerians. Yes, Happy Ishtar, indeed!

Why are there such rude people in the world?

Why are people so sensitive ?