Topic: I LOST ONE OF MINE.....NOW WHAT!
bohemianbugeater's photo
Fri 08/28/09 08:33 PM

I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. drinker
smokin yes.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/28/09 08:45 PM

I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. drinker


luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow....

Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!!

I can do this!!!!!!!!!!

elwoodsully's photo
Fri 08/28/09 08:48 PM


I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. drinker


luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow....

Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!!

I can do this!!!!!!!!!!


Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself..:wink:

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/28/09 08:49 PM



I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. drinker


luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow....

Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!!

I can do this!!!!!!!!!!


Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself..:wink:


Are you afraid ill miss the fruit, and hit your "fruit of the looms"?laugh

no photo
Fri 08/28/09 08:55 PM
Hey, as long as she gives me a 'heads up' before hand, its all good.

elwoodsully's photo
Fri 08/28/09 09:15 PM




I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. drinker


luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow....

Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!!

I can do this!!!!!!!!!!


Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself..:wink:


Are you afraid ill miss the fruit, and hit your "fruit of the looms"?laugh


Uhm, yeah. I want to own the only wood in my looms, not have introduced to me at 200 mph..laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/29/09 03:16 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/29/09 03:17 PM





I've heard that they used to cut the right breast off of an Amazon to aid in their archery skills. Time for you to let the inner Amazon Warrior out now, Roberta. drinker


luv2roknroll>>>>grabs her bow and arrow....

Come on Elwood...put the apple on your head!!!

I can do this!!!!!!!!!!


Sure thing. As long as I can stand behind a thick concrete wall at least 1/2 inch taller than myself..:wink:


Are you afraid ill miss the fruit, and hit your "fruit of the looms"?laugh


Uhm, yeah. I want to own the only wood in my looms, not have introduced to me at 200 mph..laugh

Hey, but if I miss we can share the "banana split".scared

Ill even put the whipped creme and cherry on top!laugh

no photo
Sat 08/29/09 03:41 PM

Hey, as long as she gives me a 'heads up' before hand, its all good.


That is the key. When the time comes to further the relationship talking about it before hand is crucial. Then both can relax and enjoy themselves.

You are still beautiful, it probably matters more to you than it does to anyone else. Don't let this stop you from living your life. flowerforyou

Jtevans's photo
Sat 08/29/09 03:42 PM

Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!!

HERE I AM!!!

Now heres a question worth asking!!

I had a masectomy due to cancer recently...

would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob.offtopic

Hows that for changin the subject?laugh





one is just as good as 2 smokin

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/29/09 03:43 PM


Hey, as long as she gives me a 'heads up' before hand, its all good.


That is the key. When the time comes to further the relationship talking about it before hand is crucial. Then both can relax and enjoy themselves.

You are still beautiful, it probably matters more to you than it does to anyone else. Don't let this stop you from living your life. flowerforyou


Honestly...

Ill try.blushing

Thanks babe.flowerforyou

no photo
Sat 08/29/09 03:44 PM

Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!!

HERE I AM!!!

Now heres a question worth asking!!

I had a masectomy due to cancer recently...

would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob.offtopic

Hows that for changin the subject?laugh



Size doesn't matter to me so I assume having only one or none would not, I have never been face with the situation so cannot guarantee this reaction but this is how i feel inside.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/29/09 03:47 PM


Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!!

HERE I AM!!!

Now heres a question worth asking!!

I had a masectomy due to cancer recently...

would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob.offtopic

Hows that for changin the subject?laugh





one is just as good as 2 smokin


Did you hear that yall?????:thumbsup:

And from the mouth of a really fine man!love

I definitely need to quit trippin!:banana:

no photo
Sat 08/29/09 04:02 PM

Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!!

HERE I AM!!!

Now heres a question worth asking!!

I had a masectomy due to cancer recently...

would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob.offtopic

Hows that for changin the subject?laugh



It wouldn't make any difference in the way I feel about her as a person -- I mean, she is not her boob(s) --

I have a hard time understanding why anyone WOULD freak about about something like that -- and I know some people would -- but, then again, I've never been a boob guy anyway....


Jtevans's photo
Sat 08/29/09 04:11 PM



Since everyone wants to be so damn serious tonite!!!

HERE I AM!!!

Now heres a question worth asking!!

I had a masectomy due to cancer recently...

would you totally freak out if you went there with a woman and found she had only 1 boob.offtopic

Hows that for changin the subject?laugh





one is just as good as 2 smokin


Did you hear that yall?????:thumbsup:

And from the mouth of a really fine man!love

I definitely need to quit trippin!:banana:




embarassed flowerforyou

MeChrissy2's photo
Sat 08/29/09 04:13 PM
Roberta,

If I found out you just had one boob, I would hand you a fur G-string and tell you to accentuate the positive.laugh

Screw being serious, let's yuck it up.flowerforyou

SoundMethod's photo
Sat 08/29/09 04:36 PM
Now your guitar wont feel so heavy. Damn that is a weird ****ing question. Ok let me think about that. I hope this does not sound bogus but I guess if I was taking your top off or was going down there for some special kisses that would mean I really dig you or I would not be doing that to begin with. And if I didnt know you only had one booby you had gone to extra lengths to keep me from knowing so yeah would it surprise me and you didn't prepare me? Yeah that would totally surprise me. Would it be a deal breaker? No !!! But if we really dug each other we would be way past all of that before I started attacking the boobage area. So now my question is have you developed a strategy for when that time comes? Or are you gonna leave it to Providence?
What if I just had one ball? Would that surprise you? What if I only had one ball but it was a really really big ball? I mean like the size of a cantalope,would that be a deal breaker for you?

bohemianbugeater's photo
Sat 08/29/09 05:03 PM
it might make it harder to hum on...but a girl can trylaugh whoa



well put.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/29/09 09:24 PM

Now your guitar wont feel so heavy. Damn that is a weird ****ing question. Ok let me think about that. I hope this does not sound bogus but I guess if I was taking your top off or was going down there for some special kisses that would mean I really dig you or I would not be doing that to begin with. And if I didnt know you only had one booby you had gone to extra lengths to keep me from knowing so yeah would it surprise me and you didn't prepare me? Yeah that would totally surprise me. Would it be a deal breaker? No !!! But if we really dug each other we would be way past all of that before I started attacking the boobage area. So now my question is have you developed a strategy for when that time comes? Or are you gonna leave it to Providence?
What if I just had one ball? Would that surprise you? What if I only had one ball but it was a really really big ball? I mean like the size of a cantalope,would that be a deal breaker for you?


I will definitely make sure he knows ahout it before anything physical happens. I wouldnt want him to have a heart attack, or feel uncomfortable in any way.

But your right....one ball, so what! Well Put! That wouldnt matter to me at all...so you answered my question right there...Thanks!flowerforyou

FETTS61's photo
Sat 08/29/09 09:54 PM
id much rather see 1 than 3....that would just be weirdlaugh laugh laugh

good to see you Robertaflowerforyou smooched bigsmile

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 08/29/09 10:43 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/29/09 10:44 PM

id much rather see 1 than 3....that would just be weirdlaugh laugh laugh

good to see you Robertaflowerforyou smooched bigsmile


Foooooo Shooooooooooooooow! heehee...

Goodnite Fetts,flowerforyou

Time for me to hit the hayyawn and dream of that georgoous smile of yours. Thanks for the inspiration.flowerforyou

Talk about sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dreams! Woo Hoo!:banana:

Nite Minglers.....love you all! :heart: