This is a test of your evil coefficient.

All of us have it in us. Some more than others.


Me, I know what REAL evil is. Think, Stalin and Ming the Merciless as one person! If I was really bad I would use people for stairs as well as other forms of entertainment and toss a single sword in a group of people and tell them only the last one standing alive gets to walk away from MY sports arena.


So how bad can you be?

Would you toss kittens to crocodiles?

Make a lamp and other furniture accessories out of your neighbors?

How about intentionally driving over furry little animals for laughs?

So come on folks, get in touch with your Dark Side!



Darth Vader Commands You!

It's subjective.....


and I embrace the Shadowself.

Darth vader is a pu$$y

Harming animals is uncool.. Pitchforkin' the offspring of racists is necessary. (kidding)..(sort of)

I could not harm any animal but if i saw someone else hurting one then you would see my DARK SIDE

Ditto. Someone who deliberately hurts animals will definitely see my evil side. And I'm telling you...it's the evil side of evil. Chuck Norris would be cowering in the corner crying and begging for mercy at the sight of my evil side.

Well, once long ago I had roomates, and they would eat, not some, not use a little, but all of my food.

So once I bought vanilla ice cream for ice cream floats, and they ate all but 25% so I caught it that time, and was so fed up knowing they make far more than I to but their own food, and I peed in the icecream, and refroze it, and left it for them.


I know.. thats horrible.

Ive dealt with God on that.. I dont plan on doing it again.. but yes.

I did it.. yep, it felt awesome that I did that at the time..

I still dont feel bad.. BUT I know better than to stoop as low as someone else again.


was funny though. lol

I've had a couple of neighbors I would have liked to do some unspeakable things with. But they moved before I got the chance.

I'm so evil... I'd return a video tape without rewinding it.

I'm so evil that I would hold the door for a little old lady then wait untill she was really close then shut it quick...ha!

No, I'm not that evil,, but it's fun to pretend..

With a few toothpicks...you can really screw up someones day....insert into any key hole snap it in half then gently push it in to where it cannot be seen....repeat on every key hole of the person in question.

How to "Penny Nail" a door.....take a few pennies and push them (three or four is standard into the gap between any door and its frame....they should fit snuggly....the door then has to be removed from it's hinges to open....great prank to play when someone is in the bathroom.

Take a small piece of fiberglass insulation and swab it across the toilet paper roll...make sure you don't gotta go to the bathroom though..

The..."OH HELL NO!!!"...
required tools...1 sandwich baggie, one plastic knife or spork, one fresh dog turd (acyually anything disgusting will work)

Best used on vehicle door handles...when no one is looking...approach drivers side door....scoop out a generous portion of crap and apply to inside of door handle....take care that it is not visible....walk away...pitch the baggie and applicator in the trash (cause littering is irresponsible)...sit back and grin when you hear "OH HELL NO!" being screamed from the parking lot....

Not gonna divulge the electric nail grenade, improvised land mine, or the exploding booze bottle....too many idiots out there who can't even handle a Nerf ball....

Suffice it to say.....when it is time to get evil...ya do what you gotta do.

If all else fails, you can always have thier home raided.

Ive thought of supergluing gay porn to my exs passenger side door.

No sweat....just drop a few bucks on a gay mag subscription and send it to his work address.

Gorilla glue in locks, That is FAR better than superglue.


Once upon a time I took a friend's meter key and shut off the water to all of the houses for several city blocks from 2:00 AM to 4:00 AM.

One *%&$#@!! neighbor called the police on me for everything from doing a brake job in the street because my car was not safe to drive ANYWHERE at the time and other trivial stuff but one day he called the cops on me for coming home late and having my stereo up too loud and my car didn't have one. That pissed me off super bad so I took five gallons of spent motor oil and did his driveway up something pretty. Then I wrote Son of Satan in his yard with weed killer and not the kind that goes away after two weeks either! He called the cops on me the next morning and the funny thing was even the cops admitted he couldn't prove squat. A week after that I not only flatted the tires on his car I got every car in his driveway and even better yet I was at a friend's house when he called the cops. They met me later the day after and after a phone conversation with friends of mine who swore I was at their house all night the police told him there was nothing They could do.

Neighbor from hell met neighbor from hell and he lost. I don't go out of my way to piss people off but damn when people go out of their way to piss me off with passive aggressive behavior something inside me comes to life! These days I am WAY tamer than I used to be. Still I do have those BAD impulses all the time!

Revenge is a dish best served COLD with plenty of entrees! Just don't get caught!

That and Passive Aggressive pisses me of SUPER DUPER Bad!

Other than that I am a nice guy, I swear!

Not like I ever hot wired an M80 to someone's ignition! Then again...

You still have a VCR??? Now THAT'S evil!!!

"When im good, im good!".....
"But when im bad, im better".

-Mae West

I'd still go out with you! I like BAD girls!

right on.

I see whats really going on here!!!

Andy is trying to get a spanking for being bad.

("Sorry Andy, im booked till Tuesday")