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"Just remember, the fish stinks from the head down." ~Grandma I think we had the same Grandma... "Hey? No matter what, fish and company are the same...they both start stinking after 3 days...throw 'em OUT!" ~~~~~~~~~~~ "The greatest medicine is the emptiness of...everything". |
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For the world was built in order
And the atoms march in tune; Rhyme the pipe, and Time the warder, The sun obeys them, and the moon. Emerson (1803-1882) |
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"Pull my finger". -Uncle bill. Hey? Wait sec...Uncle Bill ain't got nuttin' on me... PULL MY FINGER! |
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The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind. William Blake (1757-1828) |
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Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering.
Teddy Roosevelt |
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Falsehood is never so successful
as when she baits her hook with truth, and no opinions so fastly mislead us as those that are not wholly wrong, as no timepieces so effectually deceive the wearer as those that are sometimes right. Colton (1780-1832) (One of my favorites) |
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Holding a grudge is like
being stung to death by ONE bee. (Confucious?) |
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Edited by
gingin214
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Mon 08/24/09 09:09 PM
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Life's a Bit@h and then you die, fu@k the wold let's all get high!
Gin |
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Adversity breaks
the inferior man's will but only bends the superior man's spirit. Outward influence is denied the great man. I Ching (B.C. 1150?) |
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Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering. Teddy Roosevelt One of my faves...honestly! How true, how true... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will." ~ Anonymous |
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What does it avail you, if of many thorns only one be removed? Horace (B.C. 65-8) |
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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Mon 08/24/09 09:15 PM
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"yeah and if bullfrogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when they hop"
-Momma Quiet |
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"Ididntdoit. Youdidntseeme. Youcantproveanything" - bart simpson.
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What fates impose,
that men must needs abide; It boots not to resist both wind and tide. Shakespeare (1564-1616) |
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"Life is a collection of memories. Memories are time". -Longhairbiker.
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"Put a plug in it, would ya'...pick your orifice...any orifice will do...I really don't give a ****, well, unless you need to take a ****, then pick another one!"
MY mother! |
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"A habit of basing convictions upon evidence,
and of giving to them only that degree of certainty which the evidence warrants, would, if it became general, cure most of the ills from which the world suffers." Bertrand Russell |
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The wheel of fortune
turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, "I shall this day be uppermost." Confucius (B.C. 551-479) |
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You can pretend to be serious, you cant pretend to be witty.
Sasha Guitry~ |
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On the plains of hesitation
lie the bones of many millions, Who upon the verge of victory paused, And while resting ....... died. |
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