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Topic: Jobs for my girlfriend
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:30 PM
At the end of September my girlfriend will be moving in with me. I need to write up a comprehensive list of what her jobs and responsibilities are. I will start with a few of the obvious ones, and i would like the rest of you to add to the list. 1)Laundry 2)Cooking 3)Mowing the lawn 4)Carrying the heavy shopping bags 5)Cleaning the toilet 6)Ironing my underpants

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Fri 07/31/09 01:32 PM
7) trimming your pubic hair. 8) trimming your nose hair 9) trimming your toenails 10)shampooing the carpets.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Fri 07/31/09 01:33 PM
You can probably add pick you off the floor when she bit@c slaps you about the list.....

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:34 PM
7) trimming your pubic hair. 8) trimming your nose hair 9) trimming your toenails 10)shampooing the carpets. Great jobs! 11)Picking my nose 12)Laughing at my unfunny jokes

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:35 PM
You can probably add pick you off the floor when she bit@c slaps you about the list..... Good job 13)picking me up off floor following a b1tch slap

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:36 PM
14)driving me everywhere when i am drunk

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Fri 07/31/09 01:38 PM
cleaning the guttering collecting takeout food alphabetazie ing your cd collection

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Fri 07/31/09 01:39 PM
Interviewing your hookers

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:40 PM
Interviewing your hookers And test driving them!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:40 PM
Hiding/unhiding my pornography. Depending.

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 07/31/09 01:41 PM
cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:51 PM
cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird! I like it. Though first she will have to fly to Australia and bring on eback though. Or steal one from the zoo where i was, i will give her the choice.

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Fri 07/31/09 01:52 PM
Cleaning the gutters on the roof .. and polishing them with no safety harness

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:54 PM
22) Arguing with my neighbour for no reason 23) Laying a new patio 24) Calling in sick for me

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 07/31/09 01:54 PM
cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird! I like it. Though first she will have to fly to Australia and bring on eback though. Or steal one from the zoo where i was, i will give her the choice. Dan if this gal has choices, why is she mov....never mind.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:54 PM
Cleaning the gutters on the roof .. and polishing them with no safety harness OK now i realise that i am only the 2nd biggest bastard on this site.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 01:55 PM
cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird! I like it. Though first she will have to fly to Australia and bring on eback though. Or steal one from the zoo where i was, i will give her the choice. Dan if this gal has choices, why is she mov....never mind. I have kidnapped her family, she has to do what she is told.

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 07/31/09 01:55 PM
Cleaning the gutters on the roof .. and polishing them with no safety harness OK now i realise that i am only the 2nd biggest bastard on this site.

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Fri 07/31/09 01:58 PM
i don't believe in girlfriends having jobs. that's what men are fer dammit

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 01:58 PM
Don't forget to add roll all the joints up for ya!