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At the end of September my girlfriend will be moving in with me.
I need to write up a comprehensive list of what her jobs and responsibilities are. I will start with a few of the obvious ones, and i would like the rest of you to add to the list. 1)Laundry 2)Cooking 3)Mowing the lawn 4)Carrying the heavy shopping bags 5)Cleaning the toilet 6)Ironing my underpants |
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7) trimming your pubic hair.
8) trimming your nose hair 9) trimming your toenails 10)shampooing the carpets. |
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You can probably add pick you off the floor when she bit@c slaps you about the list.....
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7) trimming your pubic hair. 8) trimming your nose hair 9) trimming your toenails 10)shampooing the carpets. Great jobs! 11)Picking my nose 12)Laughing at my unfunny jokes |
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You can probably add pick you off the floor when she bit@c slaps you about the list.....
Good job 13)picking me up off floor following a b1tch slap |
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14)driving me everywhere when i am drunk
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cleaning the guttering
collecting takeout food alphabetazie ing your cd collection |
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Interviewing your hookers
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Interviewing your hookers And test driving them! |
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Hiding/unhiding my pornography. Depending.
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cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird!
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cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird! I like it. Though first she will have to fly to Australia and bring on eback though. Or steal one from the zoo where i was, i will give her the choice. |
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Cleaning the gutters on the roof ..
and polishing them with no safety harness 
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22) Arguing with my neighbour for no reason
23) Laying a new patio 24) Calling in sick for me |
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cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird! I like it. Though first she will have to fly to Australia and bring on eback though. Or steal one from the zoo where i was, i will give her the choice. Dan if this gal has choices, why is she mov....never mind. 
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Cleaning the gutters on the roof .. and polishing them with no safety harness
OK now i realise that i am only the 2nd biggest bastard on this site. |
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cleaning up after that cotton pickin' bird! I like it. Though first she will have to fly to Australia and bring on eback though. Or steal one from the zoo where i was, i will give her the choice. Dan if this gal has choices, why is she mov....never mind.
I have kidnapped her family, she has to do what she is told. |
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Cleaning the gutters on the roof .. and polishing them with no safety harness
OK now i realise that i am only the 2nd biggest bastard on this site. 
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i don't believe in girlfriends having jobs. that's what men are fer dammit
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Don't forget to add roll all the joints up for ya!
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