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12)Laughing at my unfunny jokes thats like... all of em. you dont have any funny material.... you and 35too are on the same humor level. |
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You do realize that that once you pick your azz up off that floor this list you have acquired and put together is going to be and awful long one for you to fulfill just in order to kiss her feet each morning now don't you? But I'm sure she will in fact be grateful for all the work you have done just to please her in the end. And if you are really lucky ya might just be able to be granted to please yourself once in a while.  
She IS gong to do all the things mentioned in this thread! So enough with your girl power nonsense! (do i need to show my face in the online tough guy thread again?!) Hummmm go right ahead for some reason with that picture you have up I just don't think you will be taken serious.  I mean you seem to be getting ready to take that position when Lisa says bend over Dan for your flogging for missing spots on the floor with that toothbrush you were cleaning it with.
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12)Laughing at my unfunny jokes thats like... all of em. you dont have any funny material.... you and 35too are on the same humor level. All of them? Most of my jokes i stole from you. |
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You do realize that that once you pick your azz up off that floor this list you have acquired and put together is going to be and awful long one for you to fulfill just in order to kiss her feet each morning now don't you? But I'm sure she will in fact be grateful for all the work you have done just to please her in the end. And if you are really lucky ya might just be able to be granted to please yourself once in a while.
She IS gong to do all the things mentioned in this thread! So enough with your girl power nonsense! (do i need to show my face in the online tough guy thread again?!) Hummmm go right ahead for some reason with that picture you have up I just don't think you will be taken serious. I mean you seem to be getting ready to take that position when Lisa says bend over Dan for your flogging for missing spots on the floor with that toothbrush you were cleaning it with.
I would not like to be your husband! |
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You do realize that that once you pick your azz up off that floor this list you have acquired and put together is going to be and awful long one for you to fulfill just in order to kiss her feet each morning now don't you? But I'm sure she will in fact be grateful for all the work you have done just to please her in the end. And if you are really lucky ya might just be able to be granted to please yourself once in a while.
She IS gong to do all the things mentioned in this thread! So enough with your girl power nonsense! (do i need to show my face in the online tough guy thread again?!) Hummmm go right ahead for some reason with that picture you have up I just don't think you will be taken serious. I mean you seem to be getting ready to take that position when Lisa says bend over Dan for your flogging for missing spots on the floor with that toothbrush you were cleaning it with.
I would not like to be your husband! 
That's okay Dan I will give Lisa plenty of hints to keep you inline
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I will ban her fom talking to you!
Lisa - Do not ever talk to Kristi. OR ELSE! |
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I will ban her fom talking to you! Lisa - Do not ever talk to Kristi. OR ELSE! Hummm I just know she will listen to you
Besides if she has put up with you this long I think she has it all covered 
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I think I would put her in charge of choosing your profile pics
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I will ban her fom talking to you! Lisa - Do not ever talk to Kristi. OR ELSE! Hummm I just know she will listen to you
Besides if she has put up with you this long I think she has it all covered
She has put up with me this long because she knows whats best for her. She doesnt want the beating she will get if she tried to leave me! |
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I think I would put her in charge of choosing your profile pics What wrong with this one? At least half of my face is covered! |
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I will ban her fom talking to you! Lisa - Do not ever talk to Kristi. OR ELSE! Hummm I just know she will listen to you
Besides if she has put up with you this long I think she has it all covered
She has put up with me this long because she knows whats best for her. She doesnt want the beating she will get if she tried to leave me! she's not around her computer for awhile, is she |
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I will ban her fom talking to you! Lisa - Do not ever talk to Kristi. OR ELSE! Hummm I just know she will listen to you
Besides if she has put up with you this long I think she has it all covered
She has put up with me this long because she knows whats best for her. She doesnt want the beating she will get if she tried to leave me! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gezzzzzzzzzzzzzz you just love digging your own hole don't ya by the time you get through in here you are going to need a long rope to get out with.
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I will ban her fom talking to you! Lisa - Do not ever talk to Kristi. OR ELSE! Hummm I just know she will listen to you
Besides if she has put up with you this long I think she has it all covered
She has put up with me this long because she knows whats best for her. She doesnt want the beating she will get if she tried to leave me! she's not around her computer for awhile, is she HAha she will be on later. I will start putting my email of apology together now. |
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she's not around her computer for awhile, is she HAha she will be on later. I will start putting my email of apology together now. Ohhhhhhhhh this is gonna be a long one to write
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she's not around her computer for awhile, is she HAha she will be on later. I will start putting my email of apology together now. Ohhhhhhhhh this is gonna be a long one to write
Darling Lisa Sorry b1*ch! Love ya Dan x p.s put the kettle on and make me a cup of tea. NOW! |
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she's not around her computer for awhile, is she HAha she will be on later. I will start putting my email of apology together now. Ohhhhhhhhh this is gonna be a long one to write
Darling Lisa Sorry b1*ch! Love ya Dan x p.s put the kettle on and make me a cup of tea. NOW! Dan your sooooooooooooooooo badddddddddddd but gotto love the sense of humor...............
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she's not around her computer for awhile, is she HAha she will be on later. I will start putting my email of apology together now. Ohhhhhhhhh this is gonna be a long one to write
Darling Lisa Sorry b1*ch! Love ya Dan x p.s put the kettle on and make me a cup of tea. NOW! Dan your sooooooooooooooooo badddddddddddd but gotto love the sense of humor...............
So does she, thats why i will get away with it! hopefully! And i am much nicer to her than i make out here! (I have only beated her up a couple of times!) |
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she's not around her computer for awhile, is she HAha she will be on later. I will start putting my email of apology together now. Ohhhhhhhhh this is gonna be a long one to write
Darling Lisa Sorry b1*ch! Love ya Dan x p.s put the kettle on and make me a cup of tea. NOW! Dan your sooooooooooooooooo badddddddddddd but gotto love the sense of humor...............
So does she, thats why i will get away with it! hopefully! And i am much nicer to her than i make out here! (I have only beated her up a couple of times!) The rest of the time, he was busy putting himself back together after she whipped HIS ***....lmao |
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