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i don't believe in girlfriends having jobs. that's what men are fer dammit 
One reason why you are not my girlfriend! Should we make a thread to find out the other several hundred? |
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Don't forget to add roll all the joints up for ya! 
That already is her job! lol! Seriously! |
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Stuffing a sock in your mouth from time to time.......only when you need it.
Looking up swine flu information on the internet. Slapping your hands when you want to eat samosas. But the best.....saying this often to you...... "I like you very much, just the way you are" in her best Mark Darcy voice. |
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i don't believe in girlfriends having jobs. that's what men are fer dammit
One reason why you are not my girlfriend! Should we make a thread to find out the other several hundred? 
oh i could sum it up in one: i'm out of your league booyah!! 
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And throw another log on the fire.. |
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Stuffing a sock in your mouth from time to time.......only when you need it. Looking up swine flu information on the internet. Slapping your hands when you want to eat samosas. But the best.....saying this often to you...... "I like you very much, just the way you are" in her best Mark Darcy voice. I will allow all them except the sock in mouth one! |
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Dan, you aren't still considered a newbie are ya??
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i don't believe in girlfriends having jobs. that's what men are fer dammit
One reason why you are not my girlfriend! Should we make a thread to find out the other several hundred?
oh i could sum it up in one: i'm out of your league booyah!!
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA! |
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Dan, you aren't still considered a newbie are ya??
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And throw another log on the fire.. NOTTTTTT one of THOSE kinda logs! |
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Dan, you aren't still considered a newbie are ya?? Only to the really old people like yourself! |
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oh lordie... some things should not be imagined in a british accent...
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Answering the door, at all times.
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the planting, care and pruning of the trees in the garden.
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Shutting up when i tell her too
Being happy about me being drunk |
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At the end of September my girlfriend will be moving in with me. I need to write up a comprehensive list of what her jobs and responsibilities are. I will start with a few of the obvious ones, and i would like the rest of you to add to the list. 1)Laundry 2)Cooking 3)Mowing the lawn 4)Carrying the heavy shopping bags 5)Cleaning the toilet 6)Ironing my underpants 1) Im happy to do the laundry! the frequency of ur washes would mean we would never have any clothes! 2)U r forever telling me u can cook, u gotta prove it now 3)u dont have a lawn 4)we both know thats ur job, even tho we know im stronger! 5)I only clean up my own ****! 6)Ur underpants r so old they have moulded to ur shape and dont require ironing!
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At the end of September my girlfriend will be moving in with me. I need to write up a comprehensive list of what her jobs and responsibilities are. I will start with a few of the obvious ones, and i would like the rest of you to add to the list. 1)Laundry 2)Cooking 3)Mowing the lawn 4)Carrying the heavy shopping bags 5)Cleaning the toilet 6)Ironing my underpants Oh my my... you want a servant and or a maid not a gfriend. Does she get paid for all these from you? LOL |
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Answering the door, at all times. U require the exercise to build muscle more than me, so that will be YOUR job! |
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