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So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor!
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So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! That you were checking out. |
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I used to like listening to my tranny when i was a kid
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This car comes fully equipped
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Sooo...did it make you feel...kinda' funny...you know..."down there"?
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Hey at least you did not just see from a distance and then you approached them from behind and started some sweet talk with them hehehe
The look on your face as they got closer..... PRICELESS... |
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So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! When I was in Brazil a friend said "There is a saying in Brazil and it goes like this Every man , every day has the right for 5 minutes to be gay" It took me some time to find out what he meant by that. You just used your 5 minutes yesterday |
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Whoa! And the person HAD to be in a yellow bikini. "Sunshine!"
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This car comes fully equipped |
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Whoa! And the person HAD to be in a yellow bikini. "Sunshine!" He didn't have to say more |
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So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! That you were checking out. The perils of being Myrtle Beach Dude |
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All in that order |
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Whoa! And the person HAD to be in a yellow bikini. "Sunshine!" He didn't have to say more Awe. |
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Was he radio controlled?
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Was he radio controlled? |
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whats wrong with that?
i'm sure if he'd have known you'd confused him for a goddess, he'd have been flattered. |
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