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| Topic: Phuque2 Is A Nasty, Dirty, OLD Man!!! | |
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He's old & cranky & wheezy
And his pick-up lines are cheezy... His joints are stiff & creaky And his hair is way too freaky... He's sometimes our favorite clown His skivvies are yellow & brown... So let's hear it for my pride & joy And start spankin' the BIRTHDAY BOY!    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE!
Pssssst! His birthday is Mon. July 27th but he won't be around this weekend...feel free to party in his absence!!! |
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Happy birthday Mike
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Happy Birthday
  
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Happy Birthday! my friend. be seeing you
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I heard it was your B-Day hummmmmm don't forget the fire extinguisher before you light all those candles............. hehehehehehe
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He's old & cranky & wheezy And his pick-up lines are cheezy... His joints are stiff & creaky And his hair is way too freaky... He's sometimes our favorite clown His skivvies are yellow & brown... So let's hear it for my pride & joy And start spankin' the BIRTHDAY BOY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE!
Pssssst! His birthday is Mon. July 27th but he won't be around this weekend...feel free to party in his absence!!! Love it! 
Happy Birthday "2"
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Que, you are a beast. You're a poet and don't know it.
Gettin past middle age is the time in my life when, after pulling in my stomach, it still looks as if I ought to pull in my stomach |
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Edited by
chickayoshi
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Fri 07/24/09 08:41 AM
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Mike is so OLD...when he coughs & farts at the same time...dust & cobwebs fly outta BOTH ends!
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Edited by
robert1652
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Fri 07/24/09 08:45 AM
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He's old & cranky & wheezy And his pick-up lines are cheezy... His joints are stiff & creaky And his hair is way too freaky... He's sometimes our favorite clown His skivvies are yellow & brown... So let's hear it for my pride & joy And start spankin' the BIRTHDAY BOY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE!
Pssssst! His birthday is Mon. July 27th but he won't be around this weekend...feel free to party in his absence!!! I bet you like him being sleazy Cause that makes your life so easy The heights of this post makes me dizzy Drink your pop while its fizzy 
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Que, you are a beast. You're a poet and don't know it. Gettin past middle age is the time in my life when, after pulling in my stomach, it still looks as if I ought to pull in my stomach 
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Mike is so OLD...he remembers when toilet paper was just using a rock...!
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Edited by
robert1652
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Fri 07/24/09 09:03 AM
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Mike is so OLD...he remembers when toilet paper was just using a rock...! A sample of mine can be found in the fossilized section of the Natural History Museum 
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Mike is so OLD...he remembers when toilet paper was just using a rock...! A sample of mine can be found in the fossilized section of the Natural History Museum
True! But I also seem to recall him telling me that in a pinch (pardon the pun)...they just dragged their azzes on the ground like a dog with worms...! |
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Mike is so OLD...he remembers when toilet paper was just using a rock...! A sample of mine can be found in the fossilized section of the Natural History Museum
True! But I also seem to recall him telling me that in a pinch (pardon the pun)...they just dragged their azzes on the ground like a dog with worms...! 
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Shucks, thanks everyone....I'm feelin the luv. If I can give any advice before I have to crawl into the grave, it would be...Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Shucks, thanks everyone....I'm feelin the luv. If I can give any advice before I have to crawl into the grave, it would be...Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. 
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday Mike
Now get you A** to Texas so we can REALLY PARTY!!!!! |
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Happy Birthday Mike
Now get you A** to Texas so we can REALLY PARTY!!!!! Texas folk can party harty. That is a fact from my last three times there. |
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