Topic: Unified Field Theory Of Dating Site Deception
krupa's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:19 PM



Could be that too. I feel so alone right now, I think I need to hug a kitten lol


Okay bro....but, no dry humping this time.....

damnitscloudy's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:20 PM




Could be that too. I feel so alone right now, I think I need to hug a kitten lol


Okay bro....but, no dry humping this time.....


That wasn't a normal kitten, that was Hell Kitten, and shes used to it by now :tongue:

krupa's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:21 PM





Could be that too. I feel so alone right now, I think I need to hug a kitten lol


Okay bro....but, no dry humping this time.....


That wasn't a normal kitten, that was Hell Kitten, and shes used to it by now :tongue:


Stop splitting hairs!

lighthouselover's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:24 PM



I am not even brilliant enough to figure out what this "OGP" is...

flowerforyou


alternativa's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:33 PM




I am not even brilliant enough to figure out what this "OGP" is...

flowerforyou




One Glorious Profile

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/233338

Extremely funny things people put in their profiles.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:33 PM
K so the first thing I did was check my profile..

Apparently I DID spell intelligent correctly LOL.

WHEW!


I dont meet anyone close who I like ever.

I DO meet some people other places that are nice.

O well, spose its not meant to be for now.

I dunno, I hope I do meet someone intelligent if my current man doesnt pan out.

I hope if they cant spell intelligent, or dont know what it is, they will just move on.

These spelling errors are nice indicators though! Hey spell on people!

laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:33 PM




I am not even brilliant enough to figure out what this "OGP" is...

flowerforyou




One Glorious Profile

cas6285's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:39 PM
Edited by cas6285 on Sat 07/11/09 09:42 PM
That's not a enigmatic enigma that's just good old fashion ego. Everyone wants to fell as smart or smarter then the people around them, and hate it when they fell that their intelligence is insulted. Its also harder to impress a really intelligent person.

My profile is far from a OGP But I think it works. At least I get reposes from intelligent women.

no photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:49 PM
Every other enjoyment malice may destroy; every other panegyric envy may withhold; but no human power can deprive the boaster of his own encomiums.

Usually the greatest boasters are the smallest workers. The deep rivers pay a larger tribute to the sea than shallow brooks, and yet empty themselves with less noise.

We wound our modesty and make foul the clearness of our deservings, when of ourselves we publish them.

Where boasting ends, there dignity begins.

krupa's photo
Sat 07/11/09 09:53 PM
The two bros above me got really good perspectives...I havent thought of it that way!

Christinacospgs's photo
Sat 07/11/09 10:15 PM

The two bros above me got really good perspectives...I havent thought of it that way!


Agreed.

darkowl1's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:26 AM
Edited by darkowl1 on Sun 07/12/09 01:53 AM
my profile sucks, i get no responses, i have an IQ of 16(i really do) and i'm not real smart, but can lift incredibly enormous, extremely heavy objects, and drop them, for absolutely no reason what so ever.....and i like it!drinker drinker drinker

alternativa's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:28 AM

my profile sucks, i get no responses, i have an IQ of 16(i really do) and i'm not real smart, but can lift incredibly enormous, extremely heavy objects, and drop them, for no reason what so ever.


Well, I didn’t see your profile, but I did respond to YOU. smooched

darkowl1's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:31 AM
Edited by darkowl1 on Sun 07/12/09 01:49 AM


my profile sucks, i get no responses, i have an IQ of 16(i really do) and i'm not real smart, but can lift incredibly enormous, extremely heavy objects, and drop them, for no reason what so ever.


Well, I didn’t see your profile, but I did respond to YOU. smooched



thanks! i just IM'ed you with a message about your poem on my post....i'm speachless.....beautiful poem.....thanks!

no photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:32 AM
I want the names of those 6 or 7 intelligent men; I think you're exaggeratinglaugh

lighthouselover's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:39 AM


Now that I found out what "OGP" stands for, I also noticed the Part 5 of the thread on the recent post boards. I did read through some of the posts. I will admit that I am not the brightest bulb on the tree; and there are days that I am more than one taco short of a combination plate...yet, I just do not understand why a person would just go out looking for someone to make fun of.

I wonder when a line from my profile was in that thread to be made fun of and ridiculed...I mean, I am sure that my profile must not meet some arbitrary standard...

Maybe I don't have an intelligent enough sense of humor to understand the point...ohwell


darkowl1's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:51 AM
i'm just soooooooooooooooo...silly!!!!!!!!!!!


:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

74Drew's photo
Sun 07/12/09 03:24 AM

Having a bad day? flowerforyou


The reason I say that is because it's clear to me that we have a number of very intelligent men on this site, perhaps as many as six or seven.


Once again, I think you underestimate people. I think there are more men than that on here who qualify as intelligent.


Enigma Two is the fact that no one seems to be able to write a decent profile.


When you say “no one”, you ARE including yourself in that broad statement. I disagree about there not being any decent profiles, but this is my subjective impression.


But then, why would they want to claim they're LOOKING FOR someone intelligent?


Maybe they are looking for something they themselves lack.


Because you're SUPPOSED to be looking for someone intelligent.


Who made that rule?


But really intelligent people scare them; they don't WANT to have anything to do with anyone who actually HAS a functioning brain.


Maybe it’s not that really intelligent people scare them, but that some of the more intelligent people shoot down the less intelligent ones.

I’m going to embarrass myself here and admit that I had an interest in you when I joined last August. I was smart enough to at least read your profile and follow your posts before doing anything as stupid as contacting you. By doing so, I found out that I didn’t meet your qualifications.

When I came back to the site a few months ago, I once again read your profile and have seen your posts from time to time and have to say that you don’t come across as intimidating in your posts or profile (as you say you have been told), but that you do come across as a bit negative toward those you see as less intellectual than yourself. In emails, you’re completely different and come across as more compassionate.

You’re attractive and smart, but a bit negative about other people’s intelligence and finding someone compatible and I think that is why women shy away from you.

Ok, now that I’ve pi$$ed you off and made sure you won’t be as nice to me… go ahead and let me have it. I know you’re going to fire off at me now.


wow, this girl may be a keeper lex. i didn't completely proofread her post, but i didn't have to pause to read any of the words due to excessive misspelling. and she even used a couple of big words in there: intellectual, compassionate, subjective, and impression. lets not forget that she seems a bit of a firecracker too.

awesome. smurt gurls rock.

oh, and i agree with lex. if you're going to write a profile, at least spell check the damn thing so that you don't look like a complete idiot.


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Rasmus916's photo
Sun 07/12/09 05:17 AM
So, I have an odd question. Lets say you know, understand, and accept that you are a complete idiot (and probably enjoy the fact) but you would rather just leave a few mispelled words as a fair warning to people? smokin :tongue:

metalwing's photo
Sun 07/12/09 05:31 AM
Sounds like you need to learn to "cook".:wink: